aLEx's definitions

an orifice any orifice

A term used by a partner when they are so desperate they will settle for penetration of any orifice whatsoever on their partner's body.

"C'mon honey it's been weeks... I'll settle an orifice, any orifice!"

by Alex January 22, 2004

wuffin

a waffle made with muffin mix

i like wuffins they taste goot

by Alex December 21, 2004

ubernoob

Comes from online gaming and is dervived from noob. Ubernoob is a higher level of noob and people often call people ubernoobs instead of just a normal noob for a change of pace when they kick people's ass.

*shoots friend in game then goes over and humps body yelling* Ha pwned you ubernoob.

by alex April 21, 2005

nugget

Someones head according to Violent Jay of ICP

"Ima lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky."

by Alex February 10, 2005

rithkor

a two inch dick

chopped thumb is equal to rithkor

by alex August 11, 2003

kazantip

(Music Festival, usually starts on 1 Aug and Ends on 20 Aug)

Kazantip is a music paradise ... its a territory of love , its located in Crimea near black sea .. You can meet craziest people there ... Its a place where everything is possible . Its an infinite JOy!!!

Z Republic , Z Games , Z people , Z , Kazan , Orange Republic , theres no kazantip !! It was just a dream !!!! :))

by alex April 2, 2004

cunt-slap

To slap the clitorous with a stick.

Ow! You slapped my cunt and now it is bleeding green goo!

by Alex January 27, 2003