NBC

1. Nothing But Crap
2. Not Best at Comedy
3. Not Big in Cable (especially since they dumped Michael Savage)

by Alex July 13, 2003

ness

The essence, spirit or soul of something or summit like that

Your Smellyness is terrible

by Alex June 02, 2003

Chavs

a chav is sum1 who stays out til midnite or l8r (even if there 7 or so). the yunger 1's are generally annoyin tits an tend to use the quote *cmon then a'l bang thi* an *eyup its your name with feeble changes made the nobedd!*

--> i see chav
chav: av erd tha's bin sayin stuff abart mi
me: av i eck
chav: eyup wen av sin thi
me: mmm cors
chav: what tha growin ur hair for y' nobhed
me: cos a want it long or8?
--> i walk off
me: (quietly) twat

by Alex December 08, 2004

Tuna Poon

A slut. One who has a vagina that smells like tuna, due to all the SLUTTYNESS.

Rachael is such a goddamn tuna poon.

by Alex August 20, 2004

Sun God Festival

An annual festival which happens once a year at University of California - San Diego (UCSD) during which students of the university engage in actual human contact, including talking to each other.

Did you check out Sun God last year? That shit was tight!

by alex December 02, 2003

clatty

Glasgow slang for extremely dirty or slovenly.

She was clatty or the house was clatty
often derogetory term for low life woman ie.. clatty bitch

by Alex August 23, 2003

MBR

Computer term: "Master Boot Record" Sector 0 of the hard drive. A set of instructions on the harddrive in ASM that launches the operating system somewhere else on the hard drive. MBR code is often changed in virusses to make the hard drive useless until a reformat.
Also Known As: "Boot Loader"

That virus infected my damn MBR!

by Alex January 16, 2004