domino table

a smug git who thinks he knows everything, partly coz he does...and hes a robot

damn that dominic is such a stupid tart. wait, ive got an idea, lets go copy his work!

by Alex January 05, 2004

redhead

An affliction of the penis due to excessive beating off, thus resulting in a throbbing red head.

That guy watches porn all day... i'm guessing he's got the redhead goin on

by Alex January 05, 2004

breeders

Breeder (n.)(adj.): A person(s) who posess any of the following charecteristics: Sleep with a shotgun, has under half of their teeth, owns, or lives in a home that formerly served as a school bus, has a shanty, or is named cledus or jethro. Also see: Hick, Inbread.

The other day we drove through Allen Town and saw a breeder humping his sister.

by alex December 05, 2004

bits

refers to male genitalia. commonly used in conjunction with peices

she was all over my bits.
he wanted a go with my bits and peices, i politely told him to sod off.

by alex December 04, 2004

lexapro

An antidepressant that gives you diahrea. Works way better when ground up and snorted, believe me.

I just snorted 10 Lexapro... damn I sure feel happy.

by Alex January 06, 2005

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 09, 2003

Yarwood

1.Angry when wet
2.Fitness fanatic

Im so Yarwood

by Alex March 24, 2004