a someewhat smart guy's definitions

twitter

Basically Facebook without everything but status'.

Rick: Do you use Twitter?
Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook.
Rick: Sounds reasonable.

by a someewhat smart guy June 29, 2009

Glee

A show on Fox that, while witty, is very insisting upon itself and often has VERY poor choice in the music is covers.

Glee Fan: OMG i love glee!!

John: Yea, but it sometime has music that SUCKS

by a someewhat smart guy May 25, 2010

father penis

Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.

UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.

by a someewhat smart guy January 2, 2019

Smogon

Random eliteist d-bags who try and rule pokemon by making many good strategies and pokemon "illgeal" (meaning punishable by mass flaming). They are actually in fact ruining it.

I choose you, Salamance.

Enemy: Quits.

My email: filled with random flames

Smogon strikes again

by a someewhat smart guy July 28, 2010

Aeon of Strife

A Starcraft map that is the precursor to DOTA (defense of the ancients) maps.

Eight years ago, I played Aeon of Strife on Starcraft, now i play DotA on WC 3.

by a someewhat smart guy October 24, 2009

Sprint

A company that bends the truth. Their customer service people both via phone and in their stores do not care, and half the time you will spend 3 hours on the phone/at the store to get a replacement phone when you have insurance on it.

Example: I purchased full insurance on my phone, and when it broke, they said that it was the battery and that was not covered.

Me: *after waiting in line at the Sprint Store for 2 hours despite the line consisting of 3 people and 4 employees being on duty*: Hey, my phone broke. Can you replace it? I have insurance.

Employee: Nope. Please Leave, I'm off duty in 15 min.

by a someewhat smart guy September 20, 2009

Texting

A form of involuntary servitude to one's cell phone. Eventually, this slavery becomes a connection that a person deems neccesary for survival. However, for this person's friends, it is usally an annoyance. If this person and his/her peers are, for instance, playing sports, and his friend throw him the ball, that friend will be displeased to find that the person has given up on the game and has decided to text his girlfriend who has spent the past several hours with.

Johnny: Man, I can't believe it, I'm finally beating you in Halo!

Rick: Yea, man.

Johnny: This is awesome! *looks at Rick* Wait, what are you doing

Rick: *is texting* Uhh... nothing man...

Johnny: COME ON MAN!! You spent the last SIX HOURS at your girlfriends house!!

by a someewhat smart guy July 16, 2009