Depression

One of the things you get from school, next to anxiety.

It's just the first day of school and I already have a depression.

by a fucking genius March 17, 2019

I

A letter

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

by a fucking genius March 20, 2019

I

You

You is I. And I is you.

by a fucking genius April 19, 2019

Clapping

Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.

Person 1: Why are you hitting yourself?

Person 2: I'm clapping!

by a fucking genius April 19, 2019

Irony

Drawing trees on paper.

Drawing trees on paper is ironic. Which makes it irony.

by a fucking genius April 19, 2019

Single

The state you're probably in right now, if you spend your time looking this up.

You are single. That's it, that was the example.

by a fucking genius March 20, 2019

Idiot

You, if you need to look up the meaning of this word.

Person 1: I'm gonna look up idiot in the dictionary.

Person 2: There will probably be a picture of you in the definition.

by a fucking genius April 19, 2019