a babies goad's definitions

Spoon

To wack someone in the forehead with a spoon. A defense method first developed by the British mafia in the 1990's.

"Today Billy Pilgrim wouldn't stop spooning me at lunch."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

gutt

a derogatory and generally offensive term for an obese cat.
In the presence of a gutt, one must emit a "gutt screech", a loud noise that sounds like this: AUIKHAUIOYA

Random kid : How will I know if they're a gutt?
Me : Oh, you'll know a gutt when you see one.

by a babies goad April 11, 2017

gertering

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.

The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

beleepoh

To poke a gutt's nose in response to a gertering.

Whenever I beleepoh a bad gutt, it starts to gerter all over me, and then I'm naked, and I have AIDS.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

Smash

To smash someone is to hit them on the leg (preferably right) with a rock;

boulders > rocks > stones > pebbles

"Today when we were outside playing Billy wouldn't stop smashing me."

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

nacho cheese

the makeup of Donald Trump

Trump uses a mixture of nacho cheese and cheeto dust to give his face that lavish orange look found only in old, rich, orange males.
Buy some today and look just like all your favorite fascist %@#holes!

by a babies goad April 14, 2017