Definitions by __Mudkip

Mudkip 

The literal bets Pokémon. The water starter of the third generation of pocket monsters. Of you have a Mudkip you're one lucky motherfucker

My Mudkip would beat the living shit out of your Torchic! Bitch

Mudkip by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

Day old Jimmy John's bread by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

Cock steam 

The weird shit on your dick that appears after beating your meat

Goddamn I had a lot of cock steam last night

Cock steam by __Mudkip November 1, 2017

Exorpazorp 

A commonly used mechanical mechanism that read and plays discs and cds; a CD player

I need to get new batteries for my exorpazorp

Exorpazorp by __Mudkip October 31, 2017

Figger naggot 

A word used by slave owners when talking to their male and female slaves, occasionally black; used long ago; adjective

Get your ass over here you figger naggot!

Figger naggot by __Mudkip October 31, 2017

Metromillion 

The largest number in the alphabet, used to exaggerate the value of something

Holy shit man her ass was metromillions larger than your cousin, and that's not easy to come by!

Metromillion by __Mudkip October 31, 2017