Diarrhea Bomb

When you have explosive diarrhea come shooting out of your butt all at once and it makes a huge splash in the toilet that wetx your whole butt.

Ew, don't go in that stall. Someone did a diarrhea bomb and it's all over the place!

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

eggnog fart

An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.

We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!

by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

in a wax

To be angry as hell, furious, etc. So hot under the collar that you could melt wax.

Lila was in a wax yesterday because she caught her new man in bed with her best friend.

by Zozothecat March 06, 2020

Off the bubble

Off the bubble is the opposite of on the bubble. It means you were once in danger, barely holding on, but now you’re out of it and safe.

Steve was thiiis close to losing his job, but then he landed that big sale, so he’s off the bubble for now.

by Zozothecat August 10, 2020

schnart

A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.

Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet.

Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!

by Zozothecat July 21, 2011

Gymnista

A gymnista is a bitch who’s always at the gym, showing off on the equipment, hitting on hot guys, and making fun of fat people. Gymnistas usually wear high ponytails, sports bras and shorts that barely cover their asses. They hog the best machines and are very snotty to those who they deem inferior.

I couldn’t use the new treadmill today because a gymnista was using it, showing all the Chads she could run at the highest speed.

by Zozothecat January 01, 2020

Reek Cloud

A strong stench that surrounds someone whenever you’re near them. Reek clouds can be any combination of smells from smoking, drinking alcohol, not bathing, or from spraying too much cheap perfume.

When you ride public transportation, you run the risk of encountering reek clouds from all types of passengers. The worst reek cloud is a BO/alcohol/smoke combo.

by Zozothecat January 03, 2020