Zozothecat's definitions

Reek Cloud

A strong stench that surrounds someone whenever you’re near them. Reek clouds can be any combination of smells from smoking, drinking alcohol, not bathing, or from spraying too much cheap perfume.

When you ride public transportation, you run the risk of encountering reek clouds from all types of passengers. The worst reek cloud is a BO/alcohol/smoke combo.

by Zozothecat January 3, 2020

Gymnista

A gymnista is a bitch who’s always at the gym, showing off on the equipment, hitting on hot guys, and making fun of fat people. Gymnistas usually wear high ponytails, sports bras and shorts that barely cover their asses. They hog the best machines and are very snotty to those who they deem inferior.

I couldn’t use the new treadmill today because a gymnista was using it, showing all the Chads she could run at the highest speed.

by Zozothecat January 1, 2020

Corona babies

The massive amount of babies that will be born after the Coronavirus quarantine is over, because of people’s lack of things to do.

Our city’s population doubled in 2021 because of all the corona babies born.

by Zozothecat March 22, 2020

Off the bubble

Off the bubble is the opposite of on the bubble. It means you were once in danger, barely holding on, but now you’re out of it and safe.

Steve was thiiis close to losing his job, but then he landed that big sale, so he’s off the bubble for now.

by Zozothecat August 10, 2020

Gym Barbie

A gym regular, usually buff and tan, may or may not contain plastic. Can be found going full-tilt on the cardio machines, giving death glares to people not practicing gym etiquette, and silently mocking those she deems inferior. She may pay them a patronizing, backhanded compliment to complete her day. Tends to date a Chad or a Scott the Snot.

I forgot to wipe off the elliptical and this gym barbie almost decapitated me with her death glare.

by Zozothecat August 10, 2020

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

A Fart in the wind

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011