no-blow zone

The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.

Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

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colon cartridge

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.

Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

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Scat hat

A shit-covered scalp, often the result of a bowelcony bar being dropped onto someone's head.

David staggered in dazed and confused wearing a scat hat, after someone threw some feaces from a balcony.

by Zonal K August 26, 2019

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A series of meaty beneathies

The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.

Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.

by Zonal K November 26, 2019

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