Definitions by Zonal K

Circuntference 

The outside perimeter of a woman's vagina.

She had a huge circuntference - I got both my fists in there.

Circuntference by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Zone of yesterday 

The anus region. Named after the time duration of food transport between the mouth and the arse.

She was on her rags so I rubbed my pork sword around her zone of yesterday.

Zone of yesterday by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Klunge plunge

The act of fucking a klunge, or a vagina.

Last night's dinner and drinks with my ex ended up with a klunge plunge

Klunge plunge by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Klunge sponge

A tampon.

It was that time of the month, she needed to insert her klunge sponge.

Klunge sponge by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Gash cabbage

A woman's labia.

It only took me 3 drinks before Miley was letting me touch her gash cabbage.

Gash cabbage by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Pootage 

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

Pootage by Zonal K September 12, 2019

Poonerversity 

An education institution that soley offers courses relating to shit.

I just saw that I have a clash in subjects at Poonerversity. Looks like 'Introduction to Bowel butter is on at the same time as 'Advanced Meatal Beasting'.

Poonerversity by Zonal K September 12, 2019