Sorry about the smell in the room, I took Sarah home last night and after a couple of shots she let me jam my cum column into her dung dungeon.
by Zonal K September 21, 2019
When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
by Zonal K September 22, 2019
by Zonal K October 07, 2019
An event held each year, on October 31, where party guests dress up as ghouls and urinate all over each other.
Mate I am sorry I smell like a badger's dick, but I just got back from Sam's Hallowee Party. Fucken poss everywhere.
by Zonal K October 25, 2019
A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.
We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.
by Zonal K October 27, 2019
When you hang your arse off the edge of a balcony and punch out a bar of shit onto the street below.
Sam heard a thud as a bowelcony bar left a mound of brown waste paste in front of him. A minute later and he'd be wearing a scat hat.
by Zonal K August 25, 2019
The act of, on June 30 each year, smearing yourself in your own arse batter and starting to do your tax return.
by Zonal K June 28, 2018