Definitions by Zonal K

Sheet meat 

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).

Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.

Sheet meat by Zonal K September 10, 2019

Houndal mound 

A pile of dog shit.

Frances went to check the mail, bare-footed, and trod on a steaming houndal mound.

Houndal mound by Zonal K September 4, 2019

Chinabrown 

Chinatown, but with an unusual high level of human feaces on the streets and in the alleys.

Nah not going into Chinabrown tonight dude, last time I trod on vagrant bowel butter and the house stunk of shit for a week.

Chinabrown by Zonal K September 4, 2019

Gash register 

The act of putting coins on your girlfriend's tits, then fucking her until they fly off; flipping her over straight after and swiping a credit card through her arse crack.

Yeah I won't be seeing Jane again, I think I freaked her out with the gash register last night.

Gash register by Zonal K September 2, 2019

Scat hat 

A shit-covered scalp, often the result of a bowelcony bar being dropped onto someone's head.

David staggered in dazed and confused wearing a scat hat, after someone threw some feaces from a balcony.

Scat hat by Zonal K August 26, 2019

Germ worm 

A human shit.

David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.

Germ worm by Zonal K August 25, 2019

Bowelcony bar 

When you hang your arse off the edge of a balcony and punch out a bar of shit onto the street below.

Sam heard a thud as a bowelcony bar left a mound of brown waste paste in front of him. A minute later and he'd be wearing a scat hat.

Bowelcony bar by Zonal K August 25, 2019