Germ worm

A human shit.

David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

back-end friend

Someone who lets you pump their arse with your woody shaft (ie have anal sex with).

Yeah that Kelly chick is just my back-end friend. We only arse fuck.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.

David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.

by Zonal K August 16, 2019

Gash cabbage

A woman's labia.

It only took me 3 drinks before Miley was letting me touch her gash cabbage.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Jazz badge

A cum blob on a woman's chest.

I banged Susan hard last night, and ended up giving her a jazz badge.

by Zonal K September 23, 2019

Full Meatal Jacket

When you cover your, or someone else's, torso in shit - resembling a brown, putrid jacket.

Everyone at the bar stopped drinking and stared ... The smell was overwhelming.... He was wearing a Full Meatal Jacket.

by Zonal K October 03, 2019

Mayonnaids

Semen containing the HIV virus.

About 1 week into her backpacking trip through Rwanda, Shelley got sprayed with mayonnaids from a vagrant in the street who had been pole pumping behind a bush.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019