Zonal K's definitions

thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.

She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

feacal friction

The smell given off when human shit gets vigorously rubbed, often (but not always) during heavy anal pumping.

A guy on the bus today shat in his hand and masturbated with it.. you could smell the feacal friction....

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

Vulnerabowel

The state of being in the squatting position, defecating, and being exposed to negative events such as robbery, humiliation and even sexual assault.

Even though her anus was expelling a string of post-curry, she knew she was vulnerabowel. This was, after all, India.

by Zonal K September 23, 2019

Beef release

The act of doing a shit.

I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.

by Zonal K September 28, 2019

Dent vent cement

Feaces.

She opened her dent vent and covered the car bonnet with dent vent cement.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.

David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.

by Zonal K August 16, 2019

Fudgal smudgant

The brown smear found under the arse, ordinarily on underwear.

He farted hard and left a trail of fudgal smudgant that could never be removed.

by Zonal K October 7, 2019