Zo, Joose, and Jeff's definitions

fist pump

a gesture that symbolizes a guy masturbating

Richard likes to go up to girls while doing the fist pumps.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

Bastardized

Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.

The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

smoke

fellatio; to give a blowjob

That whore loves smoking the cock.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

olgly

someone who is extremely old and ugly.

Man, the mall is full of olglies in the morning.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 21, 2003

Moe'ish

Liking in nature and physical appearance to Moe of "The Simpsons".

Why must I be so damn Moe'ish. I'll never get a girlfriend.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

Crack-Heads

To become beyond excited about an event.

The home team scored a winning touchdown in the final seconds and the crowd just went crack-heads.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff November 21, 2005

zolusional

being delusional...to the EXTREME

Hey this girl in the picture is hot. I know she's my girlfriend and she's madly in love with me. Dude, stop being so damn zolusional

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003