Ziggy Blonde's definitions

Bin Laden

A mixed drink containing 6 shots of Navy Seal (equal parts tequila and Jägermeister) and a splash of water.

A beer and a Bin Laden later, and I was looking for the keymaster.

by Ziggy Blonde June 19, 2011

Depth charge

A fart floated in an area to be occupied by an unsuspecting victim.

Before exiting on the 5th floor, I dropped a depth charge and spotted the lady’s look of disgust when she got in the elevator.

by Ziggy Blonde March 1, 2009

Hellfire

A mixed drink created on February 22, National Margarita Day consisting of:
• Salt, for rimming the shot glass
• 1 1/2 ounces tequila
• 1 ounce tomato juice to substitute for lime juice
• 1/2 ounce Triple Sec
Mix ingredients (in blender with ice optional) and pour into shot glass. Top with drops of Tabasco and dash of black pepper. Add Absolute Citron or Peppar (80 proof) to light on fire (optional).

Scott set himself on fire when he spilled his Hellfire!

by Ziggy Blonde February 24, 2013

Eagle Red

The combination of Heroine (street name eagle or black eagle) and LSD (red), with the latter frequently taking its street name from the color of the blotting paper.

Mia went through one hell of a trip courtesy of the eagle red.

by Ziggy Blonde April 14, 2013

smegmamatous

From the root Smegma, adjective meaning vile and repulsive.

To be in the presence of my boss at today's team meeting was smegmamatous after he gave me a double thumbs-up for covering his ass.

by Ziggy Blonde September 30, 2011

McCarthyism

The practice of saying things without proof; believing your opinion has merit as a result of one's social status such as being a celebrity.

Once thought to be eradicated from industrialized countries, the incidence of polio is on the rise again thanks to McCarthyism.

by Ziggy Blonde January 12, 2014

Grey lady

1. A nickname for a submarine. 2. Also, a person who drops a depth charge and farts in an area to be occupied by an unsuspecting victim.

That guy is a grey lady; every time I walk into his office, I check the bottom of my shoe to see if I stepped in dog shit.

by Ziggy Blonde August 2, 2013