Zephyr's definitions

tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

by Zephyr May 4, 2004

num nums

See Boogers

"Oh boy! Num nums!"

by Zephyr May 6, 2004

fart head

one whose head is full of farts!

"Your mom is a farthead!

by Zephyr May 6, 2004

periwinkle

The meaning varies with the usage of the word, typically applied as a substitute for common curse words such as; jerk, dick, asshole, bitch, cunt, african american, white people, and nerd.

mary: Leik ohmaigerd, that hoe is such a mother fucking periwinkle.

joseph: IKR!!?!

by ZePhYr July 17, 2014

buckfutter

Going absolute friggin' insane

"And then he went all buckfutter and starting banging his head against the tree!"

by Zephyr June 2, 2004

Wacky Wetard

Something my father called me and my friends constantly when we were younger and acting hyper.

"Well looks like we got a couple of Wacky Wetards here. I'll the School system and tell them to send over the short bus with a couple of extra leather helmets

by Zephyr May 4, 2004

wangin wagon

Vehicle of choice by jews geographically located in Logan County. Features include cheapass fingerpaint decals, a coffee-can rice burner tip, a ghetto turber charger that only succeeds in making the weedwhacker engine whine even louder, and a parkbench on his hatch for resting after giving oral to other jews.

"Why the fuck is there a wing on that wagon?"

"Who's the dumbass that put a system in a saturn?"

"What did that jewbish have on his windshield? Wangin Wagon?"

by Zephyr October 27, 2003