Zen's definitions

gliver

A fictitious human organ whose purpose is to turn solid waste product into rancid smelling gas - which is eventually expelled through the anus.

Please excuse my awful farts...I have an overactive gliver.

by Zen January 3, 2007

wing

1) (noun):short for wingman
2) (verb):to act as wingman
3) see "wingman"

Jim: Hey, you have to help me get with Heather but her fat friend Jill won't leave us alone.

Steve: Don't worry, I'll wing for you at the bar tonight.

by Zen January 3, 2007

suck wind

v. (1) To be left in the dust, as in a race or other competition.

(2) Can also be used in the general sense meaning to suck or to lose.

(3) To remove something's momentum (usually in combination with "out of their sails").

(4) A negative dismissal in the tradition of fuck off or go to hell, but without the obscenity.

(1) That last hill on the cross country course left me sucking wind as I watched everybody pass me.

(2) This traffic sucks wind.

(3) He was going to go straight down into the avalanche zone for the camera, but the ski patrol guy sucked the wind right out of his sails.

(4) Oh yeah? Well, tell them to go suck wind.

by Zen November 17, 2004

murder your face

1. to kill you.
2. or to hurt your face real bad.
often used as a threat or description.

1. Motherfucker, if you don't put down the lung, I'll murder your face!
2. I was in the club and smashed a motherfucker's head down on a martini glass. Man, you murdered his face!!

by zen December 4, 2004

hexxor

A member of zenhex.com

1337 hexxors visited zenhex.com today.

by zen May 30, 2004

Matty healy

A rock & roll poet sex god.

He reminds me of matty healy.

by zen May 7, 2015

francophile

A person obsessed with everything French. Especially wine, champagne, art, food, and the French language.

That francophile never shuts up about his $800 bottles of French champagne!

by zen October 5, 2004