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murder your face

1. to kill you.
2. or to hurt your face real bad.
often used as a threat or description.
1. Motherfucker, if you don't put down the lung, I'll murder your face!
2. I was in the club and smashed a motherfucker's head down on a martini glass. Man, you murdered his face!!
by zen December 4, 2004
mugGet the murder your facemug.

wing

1) (noun):short for wingman
2) (verb):to act as wingman
3) see "wingman"
Jim: Hey, you have to help me get with Heather but her fat friend Jill won't leave us alone.

Steve: Don't worry, I'll wing for you at the bar tonight.
by Zen January 3, 2007
mugGet the wingmug.

howdylander

y'all from texas?
y'all a howdylander.
. . . these big doin's
by zen February 20, 2004
mugGet the howdylandermug.

Bucket Head Wendy

1. Captain Murphy's imaginary girlfriend on "Sea Lab 2021". Constructed from a mop and an upside down bucket with a poorly drawn face. She is somewhat of a slut.

2. Name given to the hated girlfriend or wife of a friend. Her true name is irrelevant.
1. Marrco! Get your hands off of Bucket Head Wendy!

2. He used to be cool before he hooked up with Bucket Head Wendy.
by Zen February 17, 2005
mugGet the Bucket Head Wendymug.

hexxor

1337 hexxors visited zenhex.com today.
by zen May 30, 2004
mugGet the hexxormug.

nuck

short for canuck.
canadian, meant to be vulgar.
see "infinate jest" by wallace
when the nuck arrived from torranto, he was amazed at the cars. he kept looking under the hood for sled dogs.
"you have such big igloos! don't they melt in the heat here?"
by zen March 28, 2004
mugGet the nuckmug.

Matty healy

He reminds me of matty healy.
by zen May 7, 2015
mugGet the Matty healymug.

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