Zen's definitions

Bucket Head Wendy

1. Captain Murphy's imaginary girlfriend on "Sea Lab 2021". Constructed from a mop and an upside down bucket with a poorly drawn face. She is somewhat of a slut.

2. Name given to the hated girlfriend or wife of a friend. Her true name is irrelevant.

1. Marrco! Get your hands off of Bucket Head Wendy!

2. He used to be cool before he hooked up with Bucket Head Wendy.

by Zen February 17, 2005

swarthy

of or characterized by swarth. from the verb to swarth, meaning to accumulate at an amazing rate or obtain by ignobel means.

refers also to the practice of cracking software and firmware in the warez scenes.

it literally means of dark complexion, but is undergoing semantic shift.

yo swarthy, you swarth the last beer?

dontcha swarth up all the smokin' weed, swarthmonger.

eh swarth, can you swarth a copy of winders 98 for my consessional archive?

by zen June 25, 2005

Matty healy

A rock & roll poet sex god.

He reminds me of matty healy.

by zen May 7, 2015

francophile

A person obsessed with everything French. Especially wine, champagne, art, food, and the French language.

That francophile never shuts up about his $800 bottles of French champagne!

by zen October 5, 2004

noncon

Short for "nonconsensual" in fanfiction, regular fiction, or just in general referring to various kinds of relationship scenarios where one or both of the participants is forced into sex. Generally associated with rape fantasy and highly controversial.

On the whole, relationships in fanfiction are between two consenting individuals, but there is the occasional noncon.

by Zen November 29, 2004

nuck

short for canuck.
canadian, meant to be vulgar.
see "infinate jest" by wallace

when the nuck arrived from torranto, he was amazed at the cars. he kept looking under the hood for sled dogs.
"you have such big igloos! don't they melt in the heat here?"

by zen March 28, 2004

hexxor

A member of zenhex.com

1337 hexxors visited zenhex.com today.

by zen May 30, 2004