Zen's definitions

endgame

1) The final stage of any dramatic event.
2) The final stage of a chess game, usually after a significant reduction in material.

Jack slept with a dirty woman which forced him into the endgame of his already pathetic life.

by Zen January 3, 2007

swarthy

of or characterized by swarth. from the verb to swarth, meaning to accumulate at an amazing rate or obtain by ignobel means.

refers also to the practice of cracking software and firmware in the warez scenes.

it literally means of dark complexion, but is undergoing semantic shift.

yo swarthy, you swarth the last beer?

dontcha swarth up all the smokin' weed, swarthmonger.

eh swarth, can you swarth a copy of winders 98 for my consessional archive?

by zen June 25, 2005

bingo

to be very low on or completely out of something you need

I can't go to the strip club tonight because I'm bingo on cash.

by Zen January 3, 2007

zenhex

A philosophical paradox or logical paradox. The contradiction that the greater sentience is a result of less brute force perception and information processing, and more transcending trained language based consciousness and object oriented concepts.

You overthink your problems and you are caught in a zen hex.

by zen October 30, 2003

nuck

short for canuck.
canadian, meant to be vulgar.
see "infinate jest" by wallace

when the nuck arrived from torranto, he was amazed at the cars. he kept looking under the hood for sled dogs.
"you have such big igloos! don't they melt in the heat here?"

by zen March 28, 2004

Matty healy

A rock & roll poet sex god.

He reminds me of matty healy.

by zen May 7, 2015

PCOAT

an acronym for a paisley familiar

paisley PCOAT peskalunge PCOAT

by zen November 20, 2004