Zen's definitions

cedarville

Christian university in Ohio. Filled with hypocrits and assholes. A money making machine marketing a "safe christian environment" willing to sacrifice doctrine and employees to the almighty dollar.

It is a known fact that Cedarville treats its employees like shit and doesnt give a damn about students who dont come from big money.

by Zen February 17, 2005

Bucket Head Wendy

1. Captain Murphy's imaginary girlfriend on "Sea Lab 2021". Constructed from a mop and an upside down bucket with a poorly drawn face. She is somewhat of a slut.

2. Name given to the hated girlfriend or wife of a friend. Her true name is irrelevant.

1. Marrco! Get your hands off of Bucket Head Wendy!

2. He used to be cool before he hooked up with Bucket Head Wendy.

by Zen February 17, 2005

howdylander

someone from texas.

y'all from texas?
y'all a howdylander.
. . . these big doin's

by zen February 20, 2004

swarthy

of or characterized by swarth. from the verb to swarth, meaning to accumulate at an amazing rate or obtain by ignobel means.

refers also to the practice of cracking software and firmware in the warez scenes.

it literally means of dark complexion, but is undergoing semantic shift.

yo swarthy, you swarth the last beer?

dontcha swarth up all the smokin' weed, swarthmonger.

eh swarth, can you swarth a copy of winders 98 for my consessional archive?

by zen June 25, 2005

red flag

the flag of no quarter. used by pirates, the red flag was flown from the pirate ship when a merchant ship pirates were targeting offered resistance.

no quarter means that the pirates intended to take no prisoners.

some buster smoke up all my smokin' weed.

show him the red flag.

no quarter for dat sucka!

by zen November 30, 2006

nuck

short for canuck.
canadian, meant to be vulgar.
see "infinate jest" by wallace

when the nuck arrived from torranto, he was amazed at the cars. he kept looking under the hood for sled dogs.
"you have such big igloos! don't they melt in the heat here?"

by zen March 28, 2004

Bob Jones University

A "Christian" university in the south. Attended and supported by narrow minded legalistic disgraces to christianity. Known for being intolerant of any conflicting views. Seeks to isolate itself from "the world", meaning; music with a beat, modern clothing, literature, media, and anything related to youth culture. They keep their students in line with subtle suggestions that they just might not make it to heaven because a true Christain wouldnt do _____.

I got expelled from Bob Jones University for listening to The Beatles.

by Zen February 17, 2005