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A "Christian" university in the south. Attended and supported by narrow minded legalistic disgraces to christianity. Known for being intolerant of any conflicting views. Seeks to isolate itself from "the world", meaning; music with a beat, modern clothing, literature, media, and anything related to youth culture. They keep their students in line with subtle suggestions that they just might not make it to heaven because a true Christain wouldnt do _____.
I got expelled from Bob Jones University for listening to The Beatles.
by Zen February 17, 2005
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Short for "nonconsensual" in fanfiction, regular fiction, or just in general referring to various kinds of relationship scenarios where one or both of the participants is forced into sex. Generally associated with rape fantasy and highly controversial.
On the whole, relationships in fanfiction are between two consenting individuals, but there is the occasional noncon.
by Zen November 29, 2004
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of or characterized by swarth. from the verb to swarth, meaning to accumulate at an amazing rate or obtain by ignobel means.

refers also to the practice of cracking software and firmware in the warez scenes.

it literally means of dark complexion, but is undergoing semantic shift.
yo swarthy, you swarth the last beer?

dontcha swarth up all the smokin' weed, swarthmonger.

eh swarth, can you swarth a copy of winders 98 for my consessional archive?
by Zen June 11, 2005
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1) (noun):short for wingman
2) (verb):to act as wingman
3) see "wingman"
Jim: Hey, you have to help me get with Heather but her fat friend Jill won't leave us alone.

Steve: Don't worry, I'll wing for you at the bar tonight.
by Zen January 2, 2007
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v. (1) To be left in the dust, as in a race or other competition.

(2) Can also be used in the general sense meaning to suck or to lose.

(3) To remove something's momentum (usually in combination with "out of their sails").

(4) A negative dismissal in the tradition of fuck off or go to hell, but without the obscenity.
(1) That last hill on the cross country course left me sucking wind as I watched everybody pass me.

(2) This traffic sucks wind.

(3) He was going to go straight down into the avalanche zone for the camera, but the ski patrol guy sucked the wind right out of his sails.

(4) Oh yeah? Well, tell them to go suck wind.
by Zen November 17, 2004
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n. swarthy yet evil

from the latin vader, meaning evil and the greek swarthikus meaning foreboding in a informational sense and also excessive; greedy

see also swarthy
i wz restin' in tha crib when a swarth vader amble up an' swaller all the beer n' smoke all the herb passin' by to dirty the towels.
by Zen January 15, 2005
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the flag of no quarter. used by pirates, the red flag was flown from the pirate ship when a merchant ship pirates were targeting offered resistance.

no quarter means that the pirates intended to take no prisoners.
some buster smoke up all my smokin' weed.

show him the red flag.

no quarter for dat sucka!
by Zen December 1, 2006
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