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Definitions by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker

Bekuz i do
Dear god why did I have to be such a barney lover

Y?! Y y y?????????? Why

Cherry cigar 

The more I smoke the more I get high

Better than drinking alcohol, wait I’m not so sure about that
Cherry cigar, it’s refreshing

I want to get stuck up your butthole 

This means you like someone. Duh.
Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.

Neutral Evil

A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has.

Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies.

Neutral evil beings consider their alignment to be the best because they can advance themselves without regard for others.

Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.
The Neutral Evil Code

The personal code of a neutral evil character may look like this:

1. You shall lie to advance yourself.

2. You shall harm the innocent to advance yourself.

3. You shall kill to advance yourself.

4. You shall not aid the weak.

5. You shall honor those who are stronger.

6. You shall follow the law only to advance yourself.

7. You shall betray friends, family, community, and nation to advance yourself.

8. You shall not aid those who protect the weak.

9. You shall not show mercy to enemies.

10. You shall seek unlimited power over others.
This guy will only destroy everything. The leftists that are voting for him are completely out of their mind.

Wait a sec, maybe I actually want him to get in. Only so he can destroy so
many lives. And I will come out on top.

I want to see as much destruction possible.
Joe Biden might be doing dirty work. Population control. Besides, I barely get any support from Donald Trump and don’t know what his cause is all about.

Are you rigging the votes? 

Because negative Joe Biden definitions have major thumbs down