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Definitions by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind 

The world seems too messed up to the point where modern society seems stupid and irrelevant. Is there any hope in this place anymore.
Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind. SEEMS LIKE My life is becoming more and more irrelevant.
Destroyed by Feminists and Marxists. Welcome to the shitty machine.
Canada is dead...at least they still ship Seagram’s

Black Jew 

A Jew who’s race was determined to be black at birth.

New music sucks 

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there 

There is no hiding it. I’m just better than all you
I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there.

You know what song really SUCKS? 

Story of a Girl by Nine Days. When I was in school every day when I would wake up in the morning they would play that stupid song a lot. It was a really stupid song, they never even had a hit ever since...
You know what song really SUCKS?

Bianca Devins

Gone from this world too soon

The poor little baby :’(
Rest in Peace Bianca Devins...