Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker's definitions

Smokescreen

A crafty method used by a manipulative person in power (usually a corrupt politician) in order to pacify and beguile potential opponents and resistors into error and prevent them from thinking about and figuring out what’s really going on in the world around them.

See also: sleep learning

Sports and other Entertainments are Smokescreens in the Western world.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 27, 2020

ISTP

If you really wanted to know why I make all these definitions bashing the ISTP. I am an INTJ and I was in a relationship with an ISTP female but I recently broke up with her because I felt she wasn’t giving me a fair slice. As an INTJ It was the worst relationship I had been through. I had to keep coming back to her and do all the work for her. She took advantage of everything. I did everything for her and she would patronize me and take advantage of my kindness and talents. And used up all my money. She was extremely selfish and never gave me my cut. She infuriates me. I put all my hard work and effort into trying to help her loser ass and keep her out of trouble and make her happy but it was never enough.

She’s a loser, so F*ck her. (And as an INTJ, I hope nobody is surprised by this.) She will never amount to anything in this life without me and will go back to prison and will grow irrelevant. So fuck that bitch.

I’m not even going to think back to her and am moving on.

I’m an INTJ and I say to the ISTP’s out there, go fuck yourselves and I do not wish to ever talk to an ISTP ever again. I wish I never met one…

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker July 20, 2021

Master of puppets

End of passion play, crumbling away
I’m your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your death’s construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You’re dedicated to
How I’m killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I’m pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master

Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You’re dedicated to
How I’m killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I’m pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master

Master, master
Where’s the dreams that I’ve been after?
Master, master
You promised only lies
Laughter, laughter
All I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter
Laughing at my cries

Fix me

Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never-ending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I’m pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 17, 2020

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

See Emily Play

Emily tries but misunderstands, ah ooh
She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams till tomorrow
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play

Soon after dark Emily cries, ah ooh
Gazing through trees in sorrow hardly a sound till tomorrow
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play
Put on a gown that touches the ground, ah ooh
Float on a river forever and ever, Emily (Emily)
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

Seattle

Some shithole in the Northwestern USA that liberals like to make look good. It’s actually just a dump and is the asscrack and rectum of North America. Almost all people from the Seattle metro area are drug addicts and bums. They are also all hippies.

People from Seattle are very miserable people and are very stupid and are pseudo intellectuals and also Democrats. They are closeted Communists and Marxists. They also have poor taste in everything and are also delusional. They are also clueless but believe themselves to be smarter than everybody else.

We can all hope that the rest of the USA doesn’t turn out to be like that dump Seattle.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 27, 2021

I don’t hate hispanics

Why would I be a hater

I don’t hate hispanics. That’s not me. I hope they realize this

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021