Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker

Kasabian

Really cool space rock band that has unfortunately faded into obscurity. And not many people know about them. They were British and came around the same time Muse did, but I always preferred Kasabian instead.

I used to listen to their music over and over again on repeat, back in 2005 when I was like 14 years old. Kasabian!!!

Kasabian by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 30, 2020

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I pee on cats

Meow meow meow meow. Meow kitty meow!! Meow 🐈 ⬛

I pee on cats

I pee on cats by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 28, 2020

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Smokescreen

A crafty method used by a manipulative person in power (usually a corrupt politician) in order to pacify and beguile potential opponents and resistors into error and prevent them from thinking about and figuring out what’s really going on in the world around them.

See also: sleep learning

Sports and other Entertainments are Smokescreens in the Western world.

Smokescreen by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 27, 2020

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Bang a Gong

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of the hydra upon you
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

Well you're built like a car
You've got a hubcap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah
Well you're an untamed youth
That's the truth with your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on (oh)
Well you're windy and wild
You've got the blues in your shoes and your stockings
You're windy and wild, oh yeah
Well you're built like a car
You've got a hubcap diamond star halo
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black, don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you dance when you walk
So let's dance, take a chance, understand me
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on (ow)
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on (ow)
(Get it on)
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Take me
For a meanwhile I'm still thinking

Bang a Gong by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 26, 2020