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It’s not poop, it’s fudge cream 💩 💩
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021
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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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Back For More

You turn him away, you tell him you're mine
You make him believe you're but one of a kind
You give him a cold look, you tell him a lie
You turn him away, girl, you know you're mine

Chorus
And you're back, you're back for more
You turn away, you're back for more
You gave him an inch, he took you a mile
He made you believe you're society's child
Then get in his new car, get in his style
I told you his way, he won't take you far

And you're back, you're back for more
You turn away, you're back for more
And you're back, you're back for more
You turn away, you're back for more
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Facebook

A place where lowlives and fake people hangout. The more clever people don’t buy into the illusions.
They’re out to get me. They just sent me a friend request. Facebook!
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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My lightning conceived was I
The stars above became my eyes
Overgelmer flows in my veins
My hair the mist across the never ending nameless lake
By womb of soil, the moist of dew
Born when sun was high, the day was new
And the raven soared high up in clear sky
The lamb will speak to you, when your heart is pure
And you were made by

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

This heart winged, I am eagles son
Through storm and syite, untouched, it is pounding on
This sword, forged in fire and ice
The runes that trail its blade can be seen but by my two eyes

As if written in the snow, the lies, shall melt away
By the wheel of sun to cross the sky this day
Shadows may lay heavy upon the earth
But the truth, cut deep in stone, will last
Till the heavens comes tumbling down upon this world

Mother Earth, Father Thunder
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