Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker's definitions

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis

The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

She’s On Fire

Don't be mistaken by the first impression
And watch out for that innocent expression
(Ooh, ah)
She's not what she seems
(Ooh, ah)
Don't wait on the dream
'Cause when she breaks away she's a child
Then the woman is wild
So wild

She's on fire
And she burns through the night at the speed of light
She's on fire
With the heat of the beat right beneath her feet
She's on fire
And the name of the game is to fuel her flame
She's on fire, fire, fire, fire, fire

And so the dance of danger's your decision
But understand she's not quite like her vision
(Ooh, ah)
I'm warnin' ya now
(Ooh, ah)
Be sure you know how
'Cause she can take your heart like a child and the woman is wild
So wild

She’s On Fire
And she burns through the night at the speed of light
She's on fire
With the heat of the beat right beneath her feet
She's on fire
And the name of the game is to fuel her flame
She's on fire, fire, fire, fire, fire

She's on fire
And she burns through the night at the speed of light
She's on fire
With the heat of the beat right beneath her feet
She's on fire
And the name of the game is to fuel her flame
She's on fire, fire, fire, fire, fire

(She's on fire)
She's on fire (and she's burning)
And she's burning (she's on fire)
She's on fire (snd she's burning)
And she's burning (she's on fire)
She's on fire (and she's burning)
And she's burning (she's on fire)

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 9, 2021

Mitsubishi

Mitsubishi‘s suck. I’m sorry but they are just the worst. I can’t be bothered by them in 2021. They have never lived up to their names and I don’t find many people that are fans of them. And their vehicles have a feeling of cheapness to them.

That pile of crap car on the side of the road is a Mitsubishi

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 25, 2021

I want to get stuck up your butthole

This means you like someone. Duh.

Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020

I’m eating spaghetti

Spaghetti 🍝 is yummy

I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating spaghetti

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 10, 2020

Confused

The majority of people on this planet. They are all delusional and do not agree with each other.

Confused you all are.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020