Greviously Catholic

Asserting one's affiliation with the Roman Catholic Church by the frequent public mispronunciation of "grievous".

I love watching Mrs. Carlino beat her chest during the pentitantial prayes... she's soooo Greviously Catholic!

by Zappin' Nap October 03, 2023

SWAT team

An organizational cabal of spin doctors, usually engaged to protect a frivolous accuser from the whole truth.

SWAT is an acronym for "Sherwin Williams Academy of Transparency."

Pete's got himself quite a dilemma... if he seeks out that client, they'll fire him; if she gets to their SWAT team first, he'll wish they had.

by Zappin' Nap October 28, 2012

phuquinet

Absolutely, in a congratulatory sense; a French-influenced politically correct spelling of the street term.

Wow, you got backstage passes for the Doo-Wop Festival... Phuquinet!

by Zappin' Nap October 20, 2011

Necessism

As opposed to Narcissism, the resolve to go it alone in multiple roles when the real narcissists decline them.

You know I'm not a triplet; that video Trio of Me is an act of pure necessism!

by Zappin' Nap March 10, 2024

toxymoron

Any member of a corporate cabal that would allot 30% over fair budget to uphold well-disproven principles behind a crisis the lesser amount would have remedied.

So let me get this right, instead of investing $10,000 a quarter into properly filling our vacancy the toxymorons are throwing $13,000 into more shifts for the existing staff.

by Zappin' Nap October 09, 2020

Shitfilters

Tareyton cigarettes, so nicknamed because of the charcoal between the tobacco and the normal filter.

Tareytons, OMG... they still make those Shitfilters?

by Zappin' Nap May 08, 2021

Filly Cheesesteak

A hot sandwich combining process cheese and sliced meat of questionable origin.

I can vouch for the cafeteria's Filly Cheesesteak: she was definitely less than two years old.

by Zappin' Nap December 05, 2023