Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.
I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!
by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022
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MetaMucilage

1. SPAM originating with the server.

2. Any private social network communication that simultaneously stimulates and gums up the works.
So I cancel a Boost because half the responses were spam allegations, and now the server is cluttering my Inbox with MetaMucilage.
by Zappin' Nap May 03, 2022
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dysquote

v.t., To rephrase a fact-based observation with the specific intent of discrediting its original source, potentially creating or prolonging a hostile work environment in said source's name.
I won't bring Marge up for creating a hostile work environment; had it been her dysquoted regarding my skills I'd be pretty pissed off too.
by Zappin' Nap July 12, 2023
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O J Clinton

Describing a campaign or prosecution so bent on showing the world how wicked a person is as to presume that termination justifies any means up to and including martyring... and then cry foul when it backfires.
Relax, Paul... with those O J Clinton tactics they'll never get a conviction!
by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2024
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3AP

America's latest anti-racist PAC:

All Assholes Are Pink
" I'll be safe at the demonstration, Ma; 3AP is sponsoring it!"
by Zappin' Nap November 24, 2021
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Henry Dumbass

The consummate dullard, surpassing Alexander and lesser Dumbasses.
Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.
by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020
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Anoxymoron

A phrase whose principal components reinforce, rather than negate, each other; for example, Artificial Intelligence, which is already controlled by the most artificially intelligent and intellectually artificial.
Artificial Intelligence, being controlled by the most artificially intelligent and intellectually artificial, is not an oxymoron but rather an what I call an anoxymoron.
by Zappin' Nap August 05, 2023
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