bolt.com

Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy on the Internet. Oh, and don't forget stupid teenage drama, poor writing, and sex blogs.

I first went to bolt.com five and a half years ago, and I've never escaped.

by Zalis March 28, 2005

blue falcon

Vehicle seen in all incarnations of the game "F-Zero."

The Blue Falcon is a well-balanced car that's good for beginners learning the game.

by Zalis December 03, 2003

grammar

Something that has not been adequately defined by some other definitions; refers to the rules used to combine words together in order to form meaning within a given language.

"i don liek u becoz u suck"==grammatically correct, despite spelling shortcuts and the lack of capitalization/punctuation. These are mechanical/technical errors.

"She go to house red last Saturday."==despite perfect mechanics, this is not grammatically correct, due to a tense mismatch (needs to be past tense, verb misinflection (should be "she goes"), missing article ("the" or "a"), and adjective-noun word order reversal.

Bad grammare n spelung aint not impotrent in a essay.

by Zalis August 17, 2004

pronoun

1) A noun that has lost its amateur status.
2) A word that replaces a common or proper noun. Pronouns can fall into sub-categories: subject, object, relative, prepositional, interrogative, reflexive, and demonstrative.

This is a demonstrative pronoun.

by Zalis February 05, 2004

American Spelling

Initiated by Noah Webster in the early 19th century, American Spelling is perhaps the most successful effort ever to make the English language more phonetically written, thus decreasing its unnecessary difficulties for people trying to learn it as a foreign language.

Come on, do people in England really pronounce "centre" as "sen-tray"?

by Zalis August 03, 2004

'

1-A punctuation mark used by morons and idiots to pluralize words or to conjugate verbs in the third-person singular form.

2-A punctuation mark used to show possession of something.

3-Shows omission of one or more letters within a contraction
4-(American system) Used to set aside quotations within quotations.

1-He want's to see his parent's.

2-"Bob's X"==the X belonging to Bob.

3-couldn't, they're, he'll, I'm, you'd

4-Then, Mark said, "Dude, I hate to tell you, but Sheila said 'I wouldn't go out with him if he were the last man on earth.' Tough break, man."

by Zalis August 17, 2004

game over

The situation you are in if your dropship crashes and leaves you stranded on a planet full of nasty extra terrestrials.

I guess this is it, man, I guess we're pretty fucked, game over, man, game over!

by Zalis August 05, 2004