Zalis's definitions

bolt.com

Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy on the Internet. Oh, and don't forget stupid teenage drama, poor writing, and sex blogs.

I first went to bolt.com five and a half years ago, and I've never escaped.

by Zalis March 28, 2005

minuteman

Term for a volunteer soldier in the American Revolution, who were supposed to be ready to fight against the British at a minute's notice. These were often nothing more than farmers that happened to have a gun or two lying around.

Let us not confuse "minuteman," a man who quickly goes off to be a soldier, with minute man, a man whose soldier goes off too quickly.

by Zalis January 25, 2004

Good With Guns

1. The state of being proficient with fire arms.
2. Having or using strong bicep muscles.
3. A punk rock band based in Lincoln Nebraska.

Good With Guns really played well last week; they found that happy medium between sober and wasted.

by Zalis November 15, 2004

game over

The situation you are in if your dropship crashes and leaves you stranded on a planet full of nasty extra terrestrials.

I guess this is it, man, I guess we're pretty fucked, game over, man, game over!

by Zalis August 5, 2004

'

1-A punctuation mark used by morons and idiots to pluralize words or to conjugate verbs in the third-person singular form.

2-A punctuation mark used to show possession of something.

3-Shows omission of one or more letters within a contraction
4-(American system) Used to set aside quotations within quotations.

1-He want's to see his parent's.

2-"Bob's X"==the X belonging to Bob.

3-couldn't, they're, he'll, I'm, you'd

4-Then, Mark said, "Dude, I hate to tell you, but Sheila said 'I wouldn't go out with him if he were the last man on earth.' Tough break, man."

by Zalis August 17, 2004

pronoun

1) A noun that has lost its amateur status.
2) A word that replaces a common or proper noun. Pronouns can fall into sub-categories: subject, object, relative, prepositional, interrogative, reflexive, and demonstrative.

This is a demonstrative pronoun.

by Zalis February 5, 2004

blue falcon

Vehicle seen in all incarnations of the game "F-Zero."

The Blue Falcon is a well-balanced car that's good for beginners learning the game.

by Zalis December 3, 2003