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urban dictionary

urban dictionary is an internet slang dictionary. for the most part it consists of entires featuring the latest colloquialisms of our generation and also a lot of well-wishers attempting to kick start their own slang words (and we all hope it works out for the best)

Urban Dictionary is not an encyclcopedia - so perhaps people should stop using it as such.

neither is it a message forum, or a livejournal -

it is a fairly entertaining, enlightening (completely useless) read in need of some serious fascistic reformation

dude - i went on urban dictionary and i looked up this one chick's DEFs and they were all just shout outs to her upstate new york friends...isn't that neat!!!

by Zach Block July 21, 2008

The Simpsons

1. A highly influential, oft aped, animated television sitcom. First aired in late 1989; originated as a recurring animated skit on the Tracey Ullman show, created by Matt Groening.

2. The family depicted on the show of the same name.

I like The Simpsons, they are an interesting family. Their trials and tribulations make for excellent television watchin'!

by Zach Block June 11, 2004

Unfuck

The opposite of fucking someone, the act of unfucking someone.

"Why is fuck you such a bad thing to say to a person. You should say unfuck you." -- Lenny Bruce, a man

by Zach Block June 11, 2004

nosejob

Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose.

I remember my first blowjob like it was just yesterday. I shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend's throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. She became a Lesbian shortly after that.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

ferm

the gender classification of transgender individuals with ambiguous sexual characteristics leaning more towards that of a female

Jamie Lee Curtis was born a FERM, but she had her penis removed and now she's married to Christopher Guest.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

ass job

Kissing of the anus.

Give me an ass job, baby, I'll make ya famous!

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

Stute Fish

an ugly girl that pretty girls hang out with to make them look more attractive in contrast

Girl 1: Hey, do you want to hang out with me and my hot friends?
Girl 2: But I'm ugly.
Girl 1: You can be our stute fish.
Girl 2: Okay.

by Zach Block July 4, 2005