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An exclamation connoting elation over a success or personal triumph of some kind, which was coined by the actor Seth Green, in 1992, in a Wendy's commercial - after which it spiraled off into existence becoming one of the more hackeneyed expressions of the 90s.
by Zach Block June 13, 2005
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Get the ass job mug.Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose.
I remember my first blowjob like it was just yesterday. I shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend's throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. She became a Lesbian shortly after that.
by Zach Block June 14, 2005
Get the nosejob mug.Bobby: Have a nice night.
Timmy: You won't be a nice night unless I do a 64.
Bobby: What about an 11?
Timmy: Yeah, that's great...first the 10, then the 1 with the re-semen.
Bobby: What's re-semen.
Timmy: Why don't you look it up on UD?
Bobby: Why don't you go fuck yourself.
Timmy: You won't be a nice night unless I do a 64.
Bobby: What about an 11?
Timmy: Yeah, that's great...first the 10, then the 1 with the re-semen.
Bobby: What's re-semen.
Timmy: Why don't you look it up on UD?
Bobby: Why don't you go fuck yourself.
by Zach Block June 14, 2005
Get the doing a 64 mug.1) An ugly guy that male metro-sexuals hang out with to increase their chances of getting laid.
(Unlike hot girls' relationship with their respective ooks, guys are emotionless, vigilant sexual pragmatists, who don't really care if the oonk gets laid or not, therefore, oonk has two connotations.
2) A (optionally) ugly or pathetic guy that fiercely heterosexual, albeit socially inept and sexually underexperienced hang out with to make fun of in front of girls, because, in their warped minds, they think that girls like assholes, and they will get laid. Certain girls do like assholes, but they think that guys who pretend to be assholes to get laid and are truly decent people are fucking pathetic, and no matter how empty they themselves are, they are true. That's pathetic.
(Unlike hot girls' relationship with their respective ooks, guys are emotionless, vigilant sexual pragmatists, who don't really care if the oonk gets laid or not, therefore, oonk has two connotations.
2) A (optionally) ugly or pathetic guy that fiercely heterosexual, albeit socially inept and sexually underexperienced hang out with to make fun of in front of girls, because, in their warped minds, they think that girls like assholes, and they will get laid. Certain girls do like assholes, but they think that guys who pretend to be assholes to get laid and are truly decent people are fucking pathetic, and no matter how empty they themselves are, they are true. That's pathetic.
Jake: Fuck that kid, he's just our oonk, you know.
Sally: Wow, you're so brilliant.
Jake: Suck me.
Sally: No. Okay. You look like my daddy *slurp slurp*.
Hateful...so hateful...
Sally: Wow, you're so brilliant.
Jake: Suck me.
Sally: No. Okay. You look like my daddy *slurp slurp*.
Hateful...so hateful...
by Zach Block June 14, 2005
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by Zach Block June 14, 2005
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Jamie Lee Curtis was born a FERM, but she had her penis removed and now she's married to Christopher Guest.
by Zach Block June 14, 2005
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