ZAK's definitions

yellow yell

Span: A type of person who can convince cheese to perform complex algorithms.

This cheddar refuses to do my math homework. Please find me a yellow yell

by ZAK September 3, 2003

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

jeyah

a variation of the word "yeah" but only used for extra emphasis in situations

"Jeyah" is usually said by itself, before anything else is said and the context is whatever you want to make it.

by Zak March 3, 2003

0_o

An expression of surprise used on Instant Messaging services.

Person One: I got a sex change!
Person Two: 0_o

by Zak September 6, 2003

Four Corners

An area in Silver Spring which is the intersection of University Boulevard and Colesville Road. Don't mess, it is freakin' badass. Known for it's superiority to Olney and cool kids that live there.

"Yo, b-dawg, you wanna go walk in Four Corners and talk to homeless people."

by Zak December 8, 2003

ltstfu

Learn To Shut The Fuck Up!

You really need to just LTSTFU RIGHT NOW, you little fuck

by Zak April 4, 2003

cockfuck

someone whos face looks like it was screwed and jabbed with a black guys horseknob

"Man, that Spicefuck guy looks like a cockfuck"

by zAk May 1, 2004