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grant p

the sexiest person to ever set foot on earth
grant p is so sexy, i want to jizz in his face
by Zach January 6, 2005
mugGet the grant pmug.

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".
John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.
by zach September 1, 2003
mugGet the talking salmonmug.

terp

Way of insulting someone's intelligence, like "dur."
"Oh man, I forgot to turn off my toaster, and my house burned down!"

"Terp."
by Zach May 13, 2005
mugGet the terpmug.

Long Pig

slang term for human flesh prepared as the flesh of a pig. Usually used to sell human flesh to tourists in East Asian countries. Long Pig is best when avoided entirely.
by Zach January 29, 2004
mugGet the Long Pigmug.

Mac 10

A sub-machine gun developed in 1964, used mainly by the CIA, NSA, FBI, and terrorist cells. A very cheap, easy to manufacture weapon, capable of being fitted with a silencer and a flash supressor. see also uzi. Also used by gangs and hooligans.
I bust a cap in yo' ass wit my MAC 10
by Zach May 29, 2003
mugGet the Mac 10mug.

R O S A G

when u get a rash on ur sack and gooch
Guy 1: I dont know what that thing is on my sack and gooch but it hurts!
Guy 2 : Oh man haha you have a rosag!
by zach March 22, 2005
mugGet the R O S A Gmug.

down the way

The greatest dance song ever to come out of the 'Nati.

Tocka - Down the Way
1.)"Where the f*** is you at?"
2.)"Man I'm down the way."
by Zach June 25, 2004
mugGet the down the waymug.

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