ZACH's definitions
by Zach January 6, 2005

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".
John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.
Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?
John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."
Stupid bitch: Oh.
Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?
John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."
Stupid bitch: Oh.
by zach September 1, 2003

by Zach May 13, 2005

slang term for human flesh prepared as the flesh of a pig. Usually used to sell human flesh to tourists in East Asian countries. Long Pig is best when avoided entirely.
by Zach January 29, 2004

A sub-machine gun developed in 1964, used mainly by the CIA, NSA, FBI, and terrorist cells. A very cheap, easy to manufacture weapon, capable of being fitted with a silencer and a flash supressor. see also uzi. Also used by gangs and hooligans.
by Zach May 29, 2003

Guy 1: I dont know what that thing is on my sack and gooch but it hurts!
Guy 2 : Oh man haha you have a rosag!
Guy 2 : Oh man haha you have a rosag!
by zach March 22, 2005

by Zach June 25, 2004
