ZACH's definitions

grant p

the sexiest person to ever set foot on earth

grant p is so sexy, i want to jizz in his face

by Zach January 6, 2005

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

terp

Way of insulting someone's intelligence, like "dur."

"Oh man, I forgot to turn off my toaster, and my house burned down!"

"Terp."

by Zach May 13, 2005

Long Pig

slang term for human flesh prepared as the flesh of a pig. Usually used to sell human flesh to tourists in East Asian countries. Long Pig is best when avoided entirely.

long pig is people!!!

by Zach January 29, 2004

Mac 10

A sub-machine gun developed in 1964, used mainly by the CIA, NSA, FBI, and terrorist cells. A very cheap, easy to manufacture weapon, capable of being fitted with a silencer and a flash supressor. see also uzi. Also used by gangs and hooligans.

I bust a cap in yo' ass wit my MAC 10

by Zach May 29, 2003

R O S A G

when u get a rash on ur sack and gooch

Guy 1: I dont know what that thing is on my sack and gooch but it hurts!
Guy 2 : Oh man haha you have a rosag!

by zach March 22, 2005

down the way

The greatest dance song ever to come out of the 'Nati.

Tocka - Down the Way

1.)"Where the f*** is you at?"
2.)"Man I'm down the way."

by Zach June 25, 2004