Z3r0s3volution's definitions

red rings of death

what i got a week before modern warfare 2 came out... not fair

*turns on 360 sees red rings of death in lower right corner*
*calender says november 3rd*
*kills self*

by Z3r0s3volution November 3, 2009

flip flops

shoes that look good on girls... who have a pedicure, nail polish, have feet that are not deformed, have feet that dont look dry and leathery, dont have skin flaking off around the toenails. looks terrible on guys because our feet, i must say, look horrible.

while im on the train, i see many females with flip flops. most of there feet make me want to gag :(

by Z3r0s3volution June 10, 2009

friends

something i dont have, like many people

i dont have friends because i dotn ahng out with anyone outside of school and i dont give a damn enough about anyone to consider them a freind and people dont like me enough to consider me a friend..

by Z3r0s3volution December 11, 2009

left 4 dead 2

valves sequel to last years game, left 4 dead. it features new weapons, campaign, characters, and melee combat, such as frying pans (lol) chainsaws, axes, etc. it is supposed to be a much bigger and better game than the first. if this holds true, ill have an orgasm every time i touch the disk

hey did you piss your pants?
no i had an extreme orgasm and jizzed in my pants. its left 4 dead 2s fault

by Z3r0s3volution June 2, 2009

girlfriend

something ill never ask because im to much of a pussy to ask girls out even when i know they like me. o well lol

-hey, why dont you ask anita out?
-because she doesnt like me
-yes she does im telling you!
-nah i dont think so
-youre so stupid
-i dont really wanta girlfriend anyway...

actual conversation

by Z3r0s3volution September 24, 2009