Yung Butthole's definitions

Infinite Indian

The infinite Indian is terrifying. Be careful of the scammer calls you answer because if you answer you can be subject to the infinite Indian. The infinite Indian will crawl out of your phone and spawn multiple copies of itself and begin to have its way with you. After a group finishes another spawns out of the phone and the cycle is repeated until your demise. The only defense is to eat beef so make sure you eat a steak everyday.

Guy: Did you hear about Guy 2? He died! What happened?

Woman: He and his kids had their lives taken by the infinite Indian.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023

Irate Iranian

After ingesting many foul smelling foods you have explosive diarrhea on your partner while mating. Then while covered in your diarrhea she makes you a three course meal and irons your clothes all while you beat her black and blue. It is acceptable too if you perform this on your daughter. If you're feeling especially romantic you take her out back and put her down like old yeller with an AK-47. This act is common place and widely loved by many women in sandy countries.

Woman 1: Wow Habib really gave it to me last night.

Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.

Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Jungle Wife

A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.

Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.

Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Rice Party

A Rice Party is the act of being involved in a sexual act with multiple Asian men. The rice part refers to the average small size of Asian men's penises. While a Rice Party may not make a woman climax, she may very much enjoy their rice milk as it has hints of soy sauce and sesame oil.

Woman 1: When I went to Japan I had a Rice Party. It wasn't as satisfying as I thought though.

Woman 2: after my Rice Party I got pregnant and that's how I had my kid, Nejiro. He's only 4 but does my taxes and is in Oxford.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023

Jungle Christmas

When your ebt card and welfare check come on the same day. This is indeed a rare occasion to be celebrated with 40 oz's and Newports.

Guy 1: My ebt card and welfare check came in the mail on theChristmas! I also sold some Crack and got shot.

Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.

*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023

African Mask

When you put out an entire carton of Newports on your Girlfriend/Significant Other/Jungle Wife's face. A blunt can provide a substitute as well. While performing this act, domestic violence is definitely heavily encouraged.

"Girl what happened to you last night?! Yo face hella fuqed up!"
"Jaquarius gave me an African Mask."

by Yung Butthole September 11, 2025