After ingesting many foul smelling foods you have explosive diarrhea on your partner while mating. Then while covered in your diarrhea she makes you a three course meal and irons your clothes all while you beat her black and blue. It is acceptable too if you perform this on your daughter. If you're feeling especially romantic you take her out back and put her down like old yeller with an AK-47. This act is common place and widely loved by many women in sandy countries.
Woman 1: Wow Habib really gave it to me last night.
Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.
Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.
Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.
Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023