YumiSpewns's definitions
"Did you happen to notice that woman's shawl? What do you suppose it's made from?"
"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."
"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."
by YumiSpewns December 19, 2014
Get the faux moupléemug. A political candidate that gains a great deal of popularity primarily from family name, vise from receiving recognition through his or her own limited accumulative achievements within time of service. Term derived from the adage, "riding on coattails," more often in reference of a son, gaining influence by the popularity of his father, without achieving influence on his own merits.
Hopefully America has been disillioned enough from its past mistakes, and make it a bipartisan effort to refrain from having another coattail candidate from becoming the next president of the United States.
by YumiSpewns January 1, 2015
Get the coattail candidatemug. by YumiSpewns June 21, 2010
Get the yippedy yappermug. When a female's nipples are well aligned with one another, where as an offset ariolalignment is likely symptomatic of a botched breast augmentation. Term coined from ariola (term for nipple) and alignment (in correct, appropriate relative position).
Dude! How can you stand watching that crass type of pornography? I mean just look at that woman! Her ariolalignment is completely off; each nipple is pointing to polar opposites of the earth! Seriously, I bet she had her boobjob done behind a Chunky Cheese!
by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014
Get the ariolalignmentmug. A female who posts an online dating profile which obviously indicates her intentions in finding a mate that receives a bigger paycheck than herself. Coined from the terms bitcoin and hoe. (Also see bitwhore.)
Don't bother emailing her, she's obviously a bit-hoe! Reason one, she stated on her page twice that she's looking for someone who is "ambitious," which we all know is code word for "got bank!" Reason two, she indicated that her salary is $35,000-50,000, and yet she has selected in her preferences, that she's only interested in someone who makes $50,000 or higher; a profile resounding with earmarks of a bit-hoe, if I've ever seen one!
by YumiSpewns December 5, 2014
Get the bit-hoemug. Coined from the terms of asshole and passive aggressive. The behavior that is exhibited by someone who is dissatisfied, uncooperative or unhappy but who doesn't want to be overtly mean or rude to the person who instigated their behavior. Instead the person just subtly behaving in a contrary way and not confronting the problem directly, he or she will be more likely to pass on their rage onto a innocent bystander.
It looks like Jacob is in his passhole aggressive mode again. After Sheila broke up with him, he unfriended 3 friends on Facebook, and not any of them have a clue as to why.
by YumiSpewns December 2, 2014
Get the passhole aggressivemug. A term basically used when a man or woman temporarily makes due with someone as his or her mate, while actually still in search for a mate that bares superior superficial qualities for an ideal lover.
Shelly don't tell me, you've finally settled already? You just put yourself out there! You have to take your time to score the bigger better deal, girl!
by YumiSpewns November 26, 2014
Get the bigger better dealmug.