coattail candidate

A political candidate that gains a great deal of popularity primarily from family name, vise from receiving recognition through his or her own limited accumulative achievements within time of service. Term derived from the adage, "riding on coattails," more often in reference of a son, gaining influence by the popularity of his father, without achieving influence on his own merits.
Hopefully America has been disillioned enough from its past mistakes, and make it a bipartisan effort to refrain from having another coattail candidate from becoming the next president of the United States.
by YumiSpewns January 01, 2015
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FBBF

Achronym for Furball Best Friend; A well fawned of friend, when at rest, resembles a ball of fur.
My dog, Gizmo is my FBBF.
by YumiSpewns June 02, 2010
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mehkay

adj. - mediocre in level of quality; lying somewhere between OK (or fine) and barely tolerable in one's opinion.
Friend1: "How did you find the movie?"
Friend2: "it was mehkay. I at least stayed awake through its entirety."
by YumiSpewns December 05, 2014
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son of a peehole

n. (sŭn äv ā pē-hōl). designation of birth right for a male whose conception was directly contributed from his father's penis vise accidental leakage or broken condom.
You son of a peehole! Aren't you the prim, proper conceptual example of the yuppie experiment!
by YumiSpewns March 07, 2011
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bit-hoe

A female who posts an online dating profile which obviously indicates her intentions in finding a mate that receives a bigger paycheck than herself. Coined from the terms bitcoin and hoe. (Also see bitwhore.)
Don't bother emailing her, she's obviously a bit-hoe! Reason one, she stated on her page twice that she's looking for someone who is "ambitious," which we all know is code word for "got bank!" Reason two, she indicated that her salary is $35,000-50,000, and yet she has selected in her preferences, that she's only interested in someone who makes $50,000 or higher; a profile resounding with earmarks of a bit-hoe, if I've ever seen one!
by YumiSpewns December 05, 2014
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ariolalignment

When a female's nipples are well aligned with one another, where as an offset ariolalignment is likely symptomatic of a botched breast augmentation. Term coined from ariola (term for nipple) and alignment (in correct, appropriate relative position).
Dude! How can you stand watching that crass type of pornography? I mean just look at that woman! Her ariolalignment is completely off; each nipple is pointing to polar opposites of the earth! Seriously, I bet she had her boobjob done behind a Chunky Cheese!
by YumiSpewns December 03, 2014
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passhole aggressive

Coined from the terms of asshole and passive aggressive. The behavior that is exhibited by someone who is dissatisfied, uncooperative or unhappy but who doesn't want to be overtly mean or rude to the person who instigated their behavior. Instead the person just subtly behaving in a contrary way and not confronting the problem directly, he or she will be more likely to pass on their rage onto a innocent bystander.
It looks like Jacob is in his passhole aggressive mode again. After Sheila broke up with him, he unfriended 3 friends on Facebook, and not any of them have a clue as to why.
by YumiSpewns December 02, 2014
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