Cherry Valley, Ny

The name of this village is misleading. There are no actual cherries in Cherry Valley. If there are, it is usually the inedible kinds or laced with cheap drugs. Oh and it does not actually exist. You are probably high from the cherries right now if your reading this.

Cherry Valley, Ny, serving drug laced cherries since 1988!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 25, 2021

Hannaford

A grocery store that’s better than Price Chopper.

Man, Hannaford got some good donuts!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 April 02, 2022

Mayfield, Ny

A town located near the Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny. It is so tiny that everyone forget it exists. When they do remember, they groan. The town is nothing but one giant cult run by one family. Yes, family members make babies with one another and they slaughter any outsider who passes through their territory.

Stay away from Mayfield, Ny.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 29, 2021

Oppenheim, Ny

A village with a very weird name. Most likely a cult but we’ll never know due to the fact residents there partake in the annual Cousin-Dick Sucking Competition that takes place once a year and Up The Ass Day, where you can stick just about anything up there.

Oppenheim, Ny sounds like a nice place to live!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 14, 2021

Bofa

Bofa deez nuts!

I love Bofa deez nuts. Mmmmm delicious milk.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Fort Plain, Ny

Wants to be a hood so bad. Drugs and alcohol are a common activity, kids born there develop facial hair by age 3, the water is greatly polluted with lead and aids, and it is only a matter of time until all then buildings collapse in in themselves. People who live there are often referred on as “ pants” because they are full of shit 24/7.

If you want to live in Fort Plain, Ny, Don’t.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

poop

Forbidden Play-doh that is produced naturally by your own ass!

Timmy you don’t need play-doh, you have your poop to play with!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 21, 2021