Definitions by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666

Sayge 

The wrong way to spell Sage. Was probably dropped on her head as a kid, resulting in intense mental retardation. Oh and they have no sense of humor.

Who the hell names their child Sayge?!

Sayge by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Ames, Ny 

A little town located south from disease central, canajoharie. The town holds many annual events such as Beating Up Old People Day, maggot infested pancake eating contests, and the daily worshipping of the Gods of Roadkill. Yes, the town is probably a cult. There are may or may not be sacrifices involved…

Ames, Ny seems like a great, quiet place to live!

Ames, Ny by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Stone Arabia, Ny 

The only seemingly normal town located near canajoharie. There isn’t much to do other than helping the Amish clean up cow poop and barbecue maggot infested roadkill.

Stone Arabia, Ny is paradise compared to canajoharie.

Stone Arabia, Ny by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Fort Plain, Ny 

Wants to be a hood so bad. Drugs and alcohol are a common activity, kids born there develop facial hair by age 3, the water is greatly polluted with lead and aids, and it is only a matter of time until all then buildings collapse in in themselves. People who live there are often referred on as “ pants” because they are full of shit 24/7.

If you want to live in Fort Plain, Ny, Don’t.

Fort Plain, Ny by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Fultonville, Ny 

Fonda’s long lost family member. It’s practically just a road with a few musty-ass houses.

Honey, I am driving through Fultonville, Ny. Fonda, Ny is too rampant with incest diseases for me to go near.

Fultonville, Ny by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Canajoharie High School 

An actual prison. Teenage pregnancy among siblings and cousins is very common, drop out rates are astounding, and there is annoying-ass preppy kids present, thinking they’re better than everyone and everything. Oh, and they are sexist towards men.

Canajoharie High School seems like a great place to send our kids!

Canajoharie High School by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021

Fonda, Ny

A place where incest is common. Everyone you know either has a neph-son, a sister-aunt, or brother/sister-cousins. Oh and beware of the red necks.

Oh man, I am never going to Fonda, Ny. Canajoharie is safer than this.

Fonda, Ny by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021