Yourmomsboyfriend 's definitions

cock cluster

cock cluster is similar in definition to sausage fest or cock fest, a synonym really. it means that a party or event consists predominantly of male participants thus making it a cluster of males or cocks in comparison to females at the event.

Guy 1: holy shit bro, this place is a fuckin cock cluster. i'm steppin over dick with every step.

Guy 2: yeah man, lets ditch this place and go to {another bar/club name here}, i heard there's more pussy there.

by yourmomsboyfriend February 9, 2010

dirt digger

an opposite of a gold digger. at an upscale party most women won't consider you even if you're good looking, unless you have money. most of them tramps are gold diggers. well, a dirt digger actually will fuck you even if you're just an average income guy.

guy1: dude, i was at the W hotel celebrity party last night.. there were some fine ass bitches there dude, i could tell some of them liked me, but i had no chance with them since i dont drive a lambo. so towards the end of the night i got lucky and actually took a girl home without using the roofies!

guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?

guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!

by yourmomsboyfriend March 7, 2010

cock swagger

the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!

guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth

guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.

guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

ass stamina

an ass stamina is the measurement of the ability of a girl (...or a guy) to take an immense amount of pounding (intercourse) in the lower opening of the alimentary canal (i.e. anus or asshole). for anal intercourse lovers, ass stamina plays an important role in the process; the more ass stamina the receiving person has, the more enjoyment both parties (giving and receiving) will get out of the intercourse.

a lot of ass stamina can be seen in people exhibiting the constant need for anal intercourse even after the prolonged, hard pounding has been performed on their anus by the giving party.

my girl sure has a lot of ass stamina. i was going blitzkrieg on that ass for over 30 minutes until i almost passed out and she still wanted me to pound it more. her asshole was gaping so much i could easily fit my fist in it.

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

Nigga Repellant

any gun, really. preferably something with a lot of punch to it, like a mossberg 500 tactical short barreled shotgun, or a .40 cal smitty. a higher caliber gun. however, any gun can be called a nigga repellant to repel niggaz off you in a tight situation.

note: nigga does not mean nigger in this instance, but means a guy, dude.

the terminology originally comes from the movie Jackie Brown, where Ordell tells Jackie that she's so good looking that when she goes into a bar on a saturday night, she will need a nigga repellant to keep motherfuckers off her.. kind of like a bug spray but for horny men.

in this definition however, this means a gun that keeps fools off you when you're in trouble

guy 1: check this mossy 500 i just bought. shit's sick huh?

guy 2: fuck man! if thats not a nigga repellant, i dont know what is. straight up.

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guy 1: if we're going down there im grabbin my nigga repellant with me. im not gettin stuck with a hot one tonight (grabs his 9mm)

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

brady buncher

1. a person, that resembles one of the family members of the brady bunch, not by looks per se, but mainly by behavior that fits that "perfect, white american" mold.

2. a faggot or a homosexual

3. a pussy of a person, a whimp, a bitch (not female)

1. just talking to that guy gives me the fuckin creeps. that perfect, tv commercial looking face, with his perfect, slicked haircut, his american eagle outfit from his underwear to his sweater, and his radio commercial voice.. fuckin brady buncher, man.

2. dude that guy just bought me a beer at the bar, he was kinda cool.... he's a fuckin brady buncher man, look at him staring at your ass.. holy shit! you're right

3. don't be such a brady buncher, bro. just man up and accept the fact that you're no longer with that whore of an ex-girlfriend of yours. its a good thing you guys broke up. she was fucking half of the staff at the dairy queen on 4th and rural.

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

nigger steak

to the contrary blief, a nigger steak is not chicken. it is rather a cheap, shit quality meat or piece of liver. the reson for it being called a nigger steak is because most black people were poor back in the day and couldn't afford prime grade meats to eat at dinners, so they resorted to a lower grade food such as liver or shit meat.

damn, are you cooking nigger steaks again? spend an extra 2 bucks per pound and get something decent for once.. fuuuuuck!!

by yourmomsboyfriend March 10, 2010