Free shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it.
Example 1
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
by yourmomsboyfriend June 08, 2019
Get the free shit mug.slow food is the opposite of fast food. In other words a sit down restaurant of some sort or anything that is not McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Subway, Wendy's, KFC, Blimpie, etc.. You get the point.
coined by A. I. 10/22/2008
coined by A. I. 10/22/2008
Bunch of people in the car:
Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.
Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.
by yourmomsboyfriend June 07, 2019
Get the slow food mug.A.K.A. Sean "Puffy" Combs. Used to rap along side Notorious B.I.G. in the background. Was a producer for him too. Owner of the Bad Boy Records company. Realized that the only way to capitalize in the rap industry is not by producting quality music (which he can't) but by taking out the biggest names in the industry: 2pac and Biggie, to come out on top.
Took advantage of the whole eastcoast-westcoast war and had 2pac killed. He knew that nobody would look at him since he was a nobody. He also knew that Suge Knight would be the first person people would suspect since he owned 2pac's contract. 2pac wanted to leave Death Row and start doing things on his own. By killing 2pac, Suge Knight would have all the rights to 2pac's music, thus capitalizing on his death. Puff Daddy knew that and hence plotted the whole thing out. The second person people would think killed 2pac would be Notorious B.I.G. - his rival in the east-west conflict. Puffy knew that too. Puff Daddy was a nobody back then.
Six months after 2pac's death, Biggie (Notorious B.I.G.) was gunned down on the westside (L.A.) by what is suspected to be retaliation on 2pac's death. I beg to differ.
After BIG's death, Puffy primarily owned all of BIG's records. After the best rappers are gone, he could do whatever he wanted.
He tried rapping, but that didnt go too well. He generally took older songs by other artists and remixed them into rap sytle. Collaborated with other legit artists in their songs. Nowadays has a clothing company, recording studio, etc. A snake of a person. Will kill you for money.
Karma's a bitch though and one day he'll pay in the worst way possible. R.I.P. 2pac & B.I.G.
Took advantage of the whole eastcoast-westcoast war and had 2pac killed. He knew that nobody would look at him since he was a nobody. He also knew that Suge Knight would be the first person people would suspect since he owned 2pac's contract. 2pac wanted to leave Death Row and start doing things on his own. By killing 2pac, Suge Knight would have all the rights to 2pac's music, thus capitalizing on his death. Puff Daddy knew that and hence plotted the whole thing out. The second person people would think killed 2pac would be Notorious B.I.G. - his rival in the east-west conflict. Puffy knew that too. Puff Daddy was a nobody back then.
Six months after 2pac's death, Biggie (Notorious B.I.G.) was gunned down on the westside (L.A.) by what is suspected to be retaliation on 2pac's death. I beg to differ.
After BIG's death, Puffy primarily owned all of BIG's records. After the best rappers are gone, he could do whatever he wanted.
He tried rapping, but that didnt go too well. He generally took older songs by other artists and remixed them into rap sytle. Collaborated with other legit artists in their songs. Nowadays has a clothing company, recording studio, etc. A snake of a person. Will kill you for money.
Karma's a bitch though and one day he'll pay in the worst way possible. R.I.P. 2pac & B.I.G.
by yourmomsboyfriend May 23, 2008
Get the Puff Daddy mug.to the contrary blief, a nigger steak is not chicken. it is rather a cheap, shit quality meat or piece of liver. the reson for it being called a nigger steak is because most black people were poor back in the day and couldn't afford prime grade meats to eat at dinners, so they resorted to a lower grade food such as liver or shit meat.
damn, are you cooking nigger steaks again? spend an extra 2 bucks per pound and get something decent for once.. fuuuuuck!!
by yourmomsboyfriend March 10, 2010
Get the nigger steak mug.cock cluster is similar in definition to sausage fest or cock fest, a synonym really. it means that a party or event consists predominantly of male participants thus making it a cluster of males or cocks in comparison to females at the event.
Guy 1: holy shit bro, this place is a fuckin cock cluster. i'm steppin over dick with every step.
Guy 2: yeah man, lets ditch this place and go to {another bar/club name here}, i heard there's more pussy there.
Guy 2: yeah man, lets ditch this place and go to {another bar/club name here}, i heard there's more pussy there.
by yourmomsboyfriend February 09, 2010
Get the cock cluster mug.A catcel is an incel that adores everything cats. They can't stop talking about cats, telling people they should own cats, adopt cats, pet cats, feed cats, etc. They'll threadcrap in threads about dogs and litter them with their cat facts and other stupid shit about cats. Truly insufferable individuals.
Catcel: "Did someone mention dogs?? Let me bring up my cat for no reason at all. Cats > anything. Pet cats. Did I mention I loooooove cats??!? OMG Mr. Mittens is fucking adorableeeee!! FUCK DOGS! Cats are the best. Cats Rule! You have a dog?? Why not get a cat instead!!!"
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