Your mom's definitions

food

Food: as in what models dont eat

Hey want some food?
Oh. It has too many calories for me.

by Your Mom June 18, 2006

sad kids

goths. pathetic little bastards in black clothes, black makeup, and black hair, whining and bitching about how painful their lives are and how horrible the world is. Typically fans of the Cure.

Dude, let's go to Hot Topic and make fun of the sad kids!

by your mom September 8, 2003

BVDeviant

a gay man

George Dubya Hitler likes male ass. He's a BVDeviant.

by Your Mom September 6, 2003

Field School

A school in Northwest DC. It used to be in a town house downtown, but then it moved to a big mansion, and changed like crazy.

This school is so uptight, and you get in trouble for the stupidest things.

Most of the kids are stoned all the time, as well as some of the teachers.

Almost every single kid that attends this school has ADD, ADHD or some other learning disability.

Joe: Hey Bob, whats the answer to number 3?
Bob: It's- OMG A BUTTERFLY!!

by your mom April 12, 2005

Cats Are Cocks

A song sung by a dog in the Osbournes Christmas Special. (Triumph The Dog)

Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are
Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Your Mom December 19, 2003

PokerStars

Pokerstars is a place where someone can go when they are just too relaxed. Within seconds of entering PokerStars the relaxation will simply melt away as you quickly became frustrated beyond what you thought possible. While at PokerStars you can pretend like you are playing poker, but truly your fate has already been decided by the time you sit down at a table. You can be sure you will get a lot of great hands, but there will always be a better hand so that PokerStars can take in their fabulous rake.

I went to PokerStars yesterday. So I had AA, and this other guy had AA, and two other guys had KK. We all went allin, and the board made 34567, we all split and lost money because of the rake.

by Your Mom July 12, 2004

suck that

followed by a loud noise someone should say....SUCK THAT!

chapelle: i want to pee on you...drip drip drip.......

Alex: SUCK THAT!

by your mom March 24, 2005