Your mom's gay 's definitions

Dickgest

When you digest any type of dick.

Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Fortnosexual

When you are sexually attracted to all Fortnite characters

My friend recently became a Fortnosexual when the Bunny Brawler skin came out in the Fortnite Item Shop.

by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019

Black

Basketball, watermelon, fried chicken, rap, chains, Jordans, jumping high, you get the point.

Since I am not black, I can't do sports.

by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019

Sermit Kuicide

When you yeet yourself off a bridge.

My dad beats me constantly with his belt and my butt is red, therefore I am going to sermit kuicide.

by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019

Shaggy

An all powerful multi-universe God who only needs to use 25% of his power to end all life in existence.

Praise our Lord and Savior Shaggy.

by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

The "N" Word

An accurate why of describing a person whose skin is literally burnt to a crisp.

I'm going to say the "N" word!

by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019