I feel like shit

Nothing actually happened you are just reflecting on your character your past and realize you've done shitty thing or shitty things have happened to you, which makes you feel empty and leaves you thinking what if

I dont know what to say when someone says "how are you?" Bc i dont wanna say i feel like shit and be asked why bc i dont have an actual reason i just do.

by Your lord and savior February 26, 2020

Rod Stewart

A pop rock singer. Getting up there, with hits like the awesome Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? and Sailing. Got his big break as singer for guitar legend Jeff Beck in 1968, in one of the world's first true hard rock bands (the Jeff Beck Group), which came out six months before Led Zeppelin, which the inside flap of their albums cannot state enough. After they broke up after two mediocre albums he devoted himself to pop and managed a successful solo career.

Rod Stewart, while awesome, is just about the biggest wanker who ever lived.

by your Lord and Savior September 03, 2007

vegan

Someone with BALLS. I mean, for real, can you imagine making that kind of sacrifice for your principles? JESUS!

I'm a vegetarian, which is cool, and I still nearly have to change underwear after watching Taco Bell commercials. I can't imagine being a vegan.

by your Lord and Savior September 01, 2007

tollefsen

Tollefsen means ginger in Ukrainian and is the most offensive insult ever existing in Ukrainian history. Tollefsen is often used by Ukrainians to offend the pro-russian movement.

Although, Tollefsen is originally a Norwegian surname, and means tampon.

Famous sentences:
"Oh my God, here comes the Tollefsens... GET TO ARMS!" - Ukrainian soldiers
"Yesterday my menstruation was so heavy, I had to change my Tollefsen like all the time" - Girl

by Your lord and savior February 12, 2015

MTV

Megacorporate Television. They don't have any actual artists, only talentless whores like Britney Spears and My Chemical Romance.

MTV sucks really bad.

by your Lord and Savior August 26, 2007

the Who

The second greatest rock band of all time, behind Led Zeppelin.

the top five are:
1. Led Zeppelin
2. The Who
3. The Beatles
4. The Allman Brothers
5. The Rolling Stones

by your Lord and Savior September 02, 2007

San Francisco

An awesome place. Contains a vibrant gay community, an incredibly fucked-up climate, and amazing restaurants. Where it's impossible to get bored.

I was going to take the ferry to the Gay Pride Parade (seriously, how hilarious is that?), but it was full, so we drove. I froze my ass off in the middle of summer. That's San Francisco for ya.

by your Lord and Savior September 01, 2007