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by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007
Get the Led Zeppelinmug. A place to escape from the evil government conspiracy to brainwash public school students into being emotional wrecks, dependent on the Man and ready to waste their life in a factory or cubicle.
Praise Jesus! My family has enough money (barely) to send me to private school and save me from the Man!
by your Lord and Savior September 3, 2007
Get the Private Schoolmug. A controversy involving the rock band Led Zeppelin, when, in 1969, at the Edgewater Inn in Seattle, they banged a groupie with a red snapper.
The Shark Episode: "It wasn't shark parts anyway: It was the nose that got put in. We caught a lot of big sharks, at least two dozen, stuck coat hangers through the gills and left 'em in the closet . . . But the true shark story was that it wasn't even a shark. It was a red snapper and the chick happened to be a fucking redheaded broad with a ginger pussy. And that is the truth. Bonzo was in the room, but I did it. Mark Stein (of Vanilla Fudge) filmed the whole thing. And she loved it. It was like, "You'd like a bit of fucking, eh? Let's see how your red snapper likes this red snapper!" That was it. It was the nose of the fish, and that girl must have cum 20 times. But it was nothing malicious or harmful, no way! No one was ever hurt." -Richard Cole, Led Zeppelin tour manager
Damn, that's hot.
Damn, that's hot.
by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007
Get the Shark Episodemug. Nothing actually happened you are just reflecting on your character your past and realize you've done shitty thing or shitty things have happened to you, which makes you feel empty and leaves you thinking what if
I dont know what to say when someone says "how are you?" Bc i dont wanna say i feel like shit and be asked why bc i dont have an actual reason i just do.
by Your lord and savior February 26, 2020
Get the I feel like shitmug. Tollefsen means ginger in Ukrainian and is the most offensive insult ever existing in Ukrainian history. Tollefsen is often used by Ukrainians to offend the pro-russian movement.
Although, Tollefsen is originally a Norwegian surname, and means tampon.
Although, Tollefsen is originally a Norwegian surname, and means tampon.
Famous sentences:
"Oh my God, here comes the Tollefsens... GET TO ARMS!" - Ukrainian soldiers
"Yesterday my menstruation was so heavy, I had to change my Tollefsen like all the time" - Girl
"Oh my God, here comes the Tollefsens... GET TO ARMS!" - Ukrainian soldiers
"Yesterday my menstruation was so heavy, I had to change my Tollefsen like all the time" - Girl
by Your lord and savior February 12, 2015
Get the tollefsenmug. An awesome place. Contains a vibrant gay community, an incredibly fucked-up climate, and amazing restaurants. Where it's impossible to get bored.
I was going to take the ferry to the Gay Pride Parade (seriously, how hilarious is that?), but it was full, so we drove. I froze my ass off in the middle of summer. That's San Francisco for ya.
by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007
Get the San Franciscomug. the top five are:
1. Led Zeppelin
2. The Who
3. The Beatles
4. The Allman Brothers
5. The Rolling Stones
1. Led Zeppelin
2. The Who
3. The Beatles
4. The Allman Brothers
5. The Rolling Stones
by your Lord and Savior September 2, 2007
Get the the Whomug.