Your lord and savior's definitions

vegan

Someone with BALLS. I mean, for real, can you imagine making that kind of sacrifice for your principles? JESUS!

I'm a vegetarian, which is cool, and I still nearly have to change underwear after watching Taco Bell commercials. I can't imagine being a vegan.

by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007

Pictures of Lily

An ill song by the Who, released as a single in 1967. The song, written by Pete Townshend, is about masturbation.

Pictures of Lily is an awesome song.

by your Lord and Savior September 9, 2007

Private School

A place to escape from the evil government conspiracy to brainwash public school students into being emotional wrecks, dependent on the Man and ready to waste their life in a factory or cubicle.

Praise Jesus! My family has enough money (barely) to send me to private school and save me from the Man!

by your Lord and Savior September 3, 2007

I feel like shit

Nothing actually happened you are just reflecting on your character your past and realize you've done shitty thing or shitty things have happened to you, which makes you feel empty and leaves you thinking what if

I dont know what to say when someone says "how are you?" Bc i dont wanna say i feel like shit and be asked why bc i dont have an actual reason i just do.

by Your lord and savior February 26, 2020

tollefsen

Tollefsen means ginger in Ukrainian and is the most offensive insult ever existing in Ukrainian history. Tollefsen is often used by Ukrainians to offend the pro-russian movement.

Although, Tollefsen is originally a Norwegian surname, and means tampon.

Famous sentences:
"Oh my God, here comes the Tollefsens... GET TO ARMS!" - Ukrainian soldiers
"Yesterday my menstruation was so heavy, I had to change my Tollefsen like all the time" - Girl

by Your lord and savior February 12, 2015

the Who

The second greatest rock band of all time, behind Led Zeppelin.

the top five are:
1. Led Zeppelin
2. The Who
3. The Beatles
4. The Allman Brothers
5. The Rolling Stones

by your Lord and Savior September 2, 2007

San Francisco

An awesome place. Contains a vibrant gay community, an incredibly fucked-up climate, and amazing restaurants. Where it's impossible to get bored.

I was going to take the ferry to the Gay Pride Parade (seriously, how hilarious is that?), but it was full, so we drove. I froze my ass off in the middle of summer. That's San Francisco for ya.

by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007