Your daddy's definitions

CDL

This is an acronym for Cock Devastation League, a group of men (and purportedly woman) who get their jollies by creating variations of the game "ring around the rosie".

"Jenna Jameson should be a poster child for CDL!"

"We were too busy at our CDL sausage fest to make the game tonight"

by Your daddy March 11, 2004

spear

A melee (hand to hand) weapon. It is a long pole about five or six feet with a very short blade at the spearhead. The spear was very reliable back in the ancient to medieval ages. It is mainly a light thrusting weapon, also efficient in repelling cavalry. It can also be used to be thrown at the enemy. Unlike the sword, and the great axe, the spear did not take much energy to use. The spear was very light compared to the broadsword, and one slight thrust with the spear can kill, unlike the broadsword, where one has to swing hard to inflict damage. The spear also has its disadvantages; a very agile and fast soldier is best suited for using a spear, not the slow, big, tough soldier who can't move as fast. Since the pole of the spear is made of wood, a sword or axe can cut a spear in half, so a spear can not block any swings. Spears are also awkward when used with shields. Despite these disadvantages, the spear was an excellent weapon in the ancient to medieval ages until the advent of the gunpowder age.

The Roman soldiers first threw their spears into the enemy line, then drew their short swords and charged the enemy.

by your daddy May 26, 2004

cork

another name for a retard, short for Corky Thatcher (balding firecrotch down syndrome kid from Life Goes On)

1) Damn, look at that cork over there, there's drool all over him! 2) Dude, you're acting like a cork.

by Your Daddy October 28, 2003

pussy-whipped

A gentlemen who lacks balls, has tits and gets butt sex from his girlfriend 24/7... basically a BITCH of his bitch or a major dildo

BJ is pussy-whipped

by Your Daddy January 13, 2004

TANK

A very well known army vehicle. The tank saw its first action in the trenches of WWI. The Germans in WWII used their tanks effectively on all their fronts (Western Europe, Eastern Europe, North Africa, Balkans). The Germans used the tank to take over all of Europe, specially Erwin Rommel, who used his tanks wisely in North Africa. The Germans should be known as the fathers of tank warfare. After WWII, tank technology improved, with more armor, radar, and more firepower. The American Armies in Iraq used tanks to decimate columns of Iraqi armor and infantry. Today, tanks are still in army service, and the Russians also use them to crush civilian unrest. The tank is giant leap in ground warfare.

Tanks are versatile vehicles and they carry devastating firepower.

by your daddy June 30, 2003

feelstrong

1) any guy who thinks he's tight and is a chump 2) A guy who wants to kick your ass when losing an argument 3) a guy who acts tough with friends around, and a pussy when by himself

Dude, look at that feelstrong over there, he thinks he's tight with that tight black shirt.

by Your Daddy October 24, 2003

domestic

A car driven by an ignorant redneck who cant accept that overly large engines arent needed to go fast. Often seen with faded paint jobs, non-existant interiors, and downright ugly drivers. For a domestic racer, starting the car is half the battle.

My daddy drove a ford so they must be good, right? Well Daddy is a drunk farmer who cant afford to feed his family. Does it seem like he makes good choices to you?

by YOUR DADDY September 4, 2003