great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, having a friend quietly enter the room from behind. Then quickly switching places with the friend so as to lead the partner to believe it is still your dick in her ass. Then, proceeding to walk past her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was in her ass once i pulled a great escape on her.

by Your Mom May 03, 2005

shwag

weed

i bought 3 grams of shwag

by your mom October 05, 2003

Urban Cocktionary

a more extreme version of Urban Dictionary.

Urban Cocktionary : Urban Dictionary :: X-games : Olympics

by your mom April 19, 2003

yo mama

Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.

An unfunny way to end something funny.

Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"

Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!

by your mom May 13, 2005

Shamu

slang term for what's up, that's awesome, sweet,... whatever you want it to be!

Mark: Hey Beaker!
Becky: SHAMU!

Kyle: Check out my new truck, isn't it huge?
Becky: SHAMU!!

by your mom April 07, 2003

illnana

your nana is ill

i have a illnana

by your mom July 18, 2003

No-Hitter

Noun; A jackoff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with.

The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.

by Your mom February 19, 2004