sleezing

sneezing all over your penis and then proceeding to have sex and give a girl a vagina cold rather than a head cold, unless she is in fact giving you head.

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by Your Mom April 22, 2005

bush

president bush; pussy

by your mom June 04, 2003

Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

doop

to FUCK SOMEONE!!

Yeah, i heard he dooped her up the pooper!

by your mom July 03, 2003

tavi

One who expresses all qualities of dorkiness, combined with a severely limited social IQ.

OMG, you are SUCH a tavi! Get the hell away from me!

by Your Mom February 05, 2003

POSER

Someone who tries to be like someone really cool.

*Patty,Becky,Manda,Megen,and Carol

by Your Mom February 27, 2003

Punish the toilet

Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet

Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me

by Your mom April 28, 2004