Your MOM's definitions

Hooked Up

Hooking up with someone, making out with them, but not going all the way. Regional usage; note that "hooking up" may mean you went all the way in some places.

"We hooked up last night"
"John and Katie hooked up at the party"

by your mom March 10, 2003

Gizzay

1) The G-form of "homosexuality".
2) Referring to something tizzost.

Deanne is gizzay.

by your mom March 3, 2003

vagiiiina

some of them are hairy
some of them are bald
all of them are scary
and this is what they're called...

VAGIIIiIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!

by your mom February 4, 2005

hammer handle

a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl

Oh god... no more venison steaks. I just dropped a fuckin' hammer handle!

by your mom September 8, 2003

vein train to a-town

anal sex

I gave her a ride on the vein train to a-town.

by your mom September 7, 2003

assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

by your mom September 3, 2003

Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

by Your Mom August 5, 2003