Your MOM's definitions

Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

buttbooger

a semi-liquid collection of fecal matter lodged in or near the opening of the excrement unloading zone.2. a foolish or stupid person.

he was up to the second knuckle trying to dig out a buttbooger.2. hey buttbooger,get out of my way.

by your mom September 3, 2003

slurp

a kid who has braces and slurps all day.

slurp/matt- sluuuuuuuuuuuuurp
otherguy- stop slurpin'

by your mom May 13, 2005

tavi

One who expresses all qualities of dorkiness, combined with a severely limited social IQ.

OMG, you are SUCH a tavi! Get the hell away from me!

by Your Mom February 5, 2003

sleezing

sneezing all over your penis and then proceeding to have sex and give a girl a vagina cold rather than a head cold, unless she is in fact giving you head.

beer beer beer beer beer

by Your Mom April 22, 2005

poopie trim

anal sex; "getting some trim" is sex, so poopie trim is butt sex

That chick from the bar last night was a nasty bitch! She let me get some poopie trim.

by your mom September 7, 2003

Shorz

a small, short, hipphoppin bust a cappin whitie foo gangsta.

Dayum dat boy is a shorz fo sho.

Boy I coulda sworn you was a shorz just by lookin at yo MOMMA.

by Your mom January 12, 2005