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PokerStars 

Pokerstars is a place where someone can go when they are just too relaxed. Within seconds of entering PokerStars the relaxation will simply melt away as you quickly became frustrated beyond what you thought possible. While at PokerStars you can pretend like you are playing poker, but truly your fate has already been decided by the time you sit down at a table. You can be sure you will get a lot of great hands, but there will always be a better hand so that PokerStars can take in their fabulous rake.
I went to PokerStars yesterday. So I had AA, and this other guy had AA, and two other guys had KK. We all went allin, and the board made 34567, we all split and lost money because of the rake.
PokerStars by Your Mom July 12, 2004
Kevo, also known as Kevo Maximo, is a person who cannot add or subtract very well. He is attracted to children, and attracts the ugliest women. A Kevo Maximo will often be confused with someone who has just been hit on the head, because if you ask a Kevo how many fingers you are holding up, he will not know.
Hey look at that Kevo with all the ugly women around him
Kevo by Your Mom July 11, 2004
quite possibly the white trashiest car know to man kind, discontinued in 2002 because its shit, a car purchased by poor ass rednecks because they can't afford a corvette
nick thinks everyone is staring at him in his camaro thinking hes the hottest thing since elvis, but they're really staring at the mysterious black smoke comming from the piece of shit wanna be sports car
camaro by your mom July 5, 2004
w.a.s.p... we are scary posers.
Kurt cobain had a W.A.S.P sticker on some of his guitars.
wasp by your mom June 23, 2004

super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus

longest word ever know to man. You would say this when something good or great just happened or is going to happen.
1.) This pie is super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus.
2.) I have a feeling this is going to be the super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doshus time of my life!
someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air
Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?

Yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.
Geyser by Your Mom May 9, 2004
a big whore- or ho
that mo sucks a mean dick
mo by your mom May 1, 2004