Your MOM's definitions

blasted

slammed with a cock and or fingers to the point of pain.

man you got so blasted last night it wasnt even funny!

by your mom December 27, 2004

Penis

word meaning You.

Ow! I hit my penis on the refrigerator.

by Your mom December 9, 2003

No cop, no stop

The act of running stop signs in rural areas where you know there are no cars coming from the other direction.

"You just ran that stop sign!"
"Hey, no cop, no stop!"

by your mom March 10, 2003

PPK

Potato Potato..........Gun

James Bond uses a PPK, and Caesar salads never stood a chance.

by your mom July 19, 2003

Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole

Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker

by Your mom April 28, 2004

CLee

To lose one's balls by having them shrivel up and fall off due to super gay activities like making earrings and drinking strawberry daquiris when Mojitos and Guinness are readily available.

Johnny noticed he CLee'd himself when he accidentally checked out a guy in the shower at 24 hour nautilus.

by your mom March 16, 2005

Axis of Weasels

1.One of the dumbest sites ever. You get a sticker for effort though.
2.France, Germany, and Canada

Rod refers to what is in his bum.

by Your Mom March 19, 2003