15 definitions by Your Eminence
One who tries to explain him or her self to a Jackass.
One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
Becky: So Joe, how did the management meeting go?
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
by Your Eminence January 14, 2014
A male Ballerina who doesn't like being called a Ballerina due to it's inherent female connotation. Known as a Danseur in French. Known as a Ballerino elsewhere in Urban Dictionary.
(Observing the dance floor)
Dave: Boy, Bubby is really laying down some serious moves out there.
Jay: Yo, that boy is freestylin' full out!
Becky: If he would throw in a pirouette or two he could be one bad-ass Ballerinbro!
Dave: Boy, Bubby is really laying down some serious moves out there.
Jay: Yo, that boy is freestylin' full out!
Becky: If he would throw in a pirouette or two he could be one bad-ass Ballerinbro!
by Your Eminence January 2, 2014
The ultimate form of manterrupting, although somewhat different in that when one Trumpterrups it does not have to be gender specific like manterrupting. Trumpterrupting is the ultimate form of interrupting what anyone else is saying for any conceivable reason.
Bubby : Did you see that...
Joe: No no no no no no!
Bubby: But all I was trying to say was...
Joe: Untrue! that is totally untrue!
Bubby: Look Joe, do you....
Joe: Your treating my unfair! The system is rigged against me!
Bubby (after Joe is vocally restrained): If you'd quit Trumpterrupting me I was going to tell you that happy hour goes until six and I was going to buy you a beer! But now forget it!
Joe: No no no no no no!
Bubby: But all I was trying to say was...
Joe: Untrue! that is totally untrue!
Bubby: Look Joe, do you....
Joe: Your treating my unfair! The system is rigged against me!
Bubby (after Joe is vocally restrained): If you'd quit Trumpterrupting me I was going to tell you that happy hour goes until six and I was going to buy you a beer! But now forget it!
by Your Eminence September 28, 2016
I've had the hardest time with the camera's hair trigger on my new iphone 8. I've got another whodatsie on it.
by Your Eminence November 4, 2014
Dave: I'm having so much trouble storing pictures on these floppy discs.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.
by Your Eminence December 15, 2014
Member of Urban Dictionary's review board that doesn't appreciate decent humor and sarcasm, thus shooting down seemingly stellar submissions.
Florian was really happy to get to be a reviewer at Urban Dictionary. It allowed him to be a Creativity Nazi to subconsciously get back at his parents for to name that got his ass kicked all through school.
by Your Eminence February 10, 2015
Beer consumed under the following conditions:
1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned
1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned
Dave: Damn it Jay, what are you bothering me for?
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
by Your Eminence December 3, 2014