Your Eminence's definitions

Cruzation

An ill-timed eleven hour hiatus from reality.

A weekend away with Karen and the kids seemed to be just the ticket as a shit-storm was in full force at work. It turned out to be quite a nasty Cruzation.

by Your Eminence February 19, 2021

barleyponics

The growth and development of the human brain using beer as the primary source of nourishment.

Becky: Isn't that Bubby's sixth beer?
Joe: Could be but not to worry. He's been on a barleyponics regiment for a month now and has moved up to using some three syllable words.

by Your Eminence June 20, 2016

Whodatsie

The picture on your phone of someone that was unintentionally taken.

I've had the hardest time with the camera's hair trigger on my new iphone 8. I've got another whodatsie on it.

by Your Eminence November 4, 2014

Ballerinbro

A male Ballerina who doesn't like being called a Ballerina due to it's inherent female connotation. Known as a Danseur in French. Known as a Ballerino elsewhere in Urban Dictionary.

(Observing the dance floor)

Dave: Boy, Bubby is really laying down some serious moves out there.
Jay: Yo, that boy is freestylin' full out!
Becky: If he would throw in a pirouette or two he could be one bad-ass Ballerinbro!

by Your Eminence January 2, 2014

It went doa

When a video is posted on the internet that does not go viral and probably never had a chance.

Becky: Did you see Bubby's Facebook video of him tying his own shoes?

Joe: Yea, he was really proud of himself for being on Facebook AND tying his own shoes and figured it would go viral. I've got a hunch it went DOA by now.

by Your Eminence December 1, 2014

Chamorrophobia

The fear of being savagely attacked by visitors bearing Chamorro Chocolate Chip cookies from Guam.

And in today's headlines, the QAnon representative to U.S. House of Representative succumbed to a severe case of Chamorrophobia. It seems that a group armed with Guam's favorite chocolate chip cookie stormed Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene's office in a blatant attempt at good will, sending her into a rage. More details at 10:00.

by Your Eminence March 18, 2021

creativity nazi

Member of Urban Dictionary's review board that doesn't appreciate decent humor and sarcasm, thus shooting down seemingly stellar submissions.

Florian was really happy to get to be a reviewer at Urban Dictionary. It allowed him to be a Creativity Nazi to subconsciously get back at his parents for to name that got his ass kicked all through school.

by Your Eminence February 10, 2015