Definitions by Your Eminence
cloudless
Dave: I'm having so much trouble storing pictures on these floppy discs.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.
cloudless by Your Eminence December 15, 2014
spontanabeer
Beer consumed under the following conditions:
1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned
1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned
Dave: Damn it Jay, what are you bothering me for?
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
spontanabeer by Your Eminence December 3, 2014
It went doa
Becky: Did you see Bubby's Facebook video of him tying his own shoes?
Joe: Yea, he was really proud of himself for being on Facebook AND tying his own shoes and figured it would go viral. I've got a hunch it went DOA by now.
Joe: Yea, he was really proud of himself for being on Facebook AND tying his own shoes and figured it would go viral. I've got a hunch it went DOA by now.
It went doa by Your Eminence December 1, 2014
Whodatsie
I've had the hardest time with the camera's hair trigger on my new iphone 8. I've got another whodatsie on it.
Whodatsie by Your Eminence November 4, 2014
therabeer
Beer consumed as part of a positive therapeutic activity.
Therabeer is generally consumed in significant quantities in the hours directly following a challenging day at work. Sessions involving Therabeer are proven to be most effective with a small group of co-workers to encourage commiseration between them, but also giving them ample opportunity to rip co-workers who are not present.
Therabeer is generally consumed in significant quantities in the hours directly following a challenging day at work. Sessions involving Therabeer are proven to be most effective with a small group of co-workers to encourage commiseration between them, but also giving them ample opportunity to rip co-workers who are not present.
Craig: So did you hear the latest complaint from the guy in the next cubicle?
Bubby: Now what?
Craig: He says our cubicle stinks again.
Bubby: Damn. I suppose he went to the boss again.
Craig: Yea. Looks like we just got another smoldering stick in the eye.
Bubby: So now what do we do?
Craig: Call Jay. It's time to go out for some Therabeer.
Bubby: Now what?
Craig: He says our cubicle stinks again.
Bubby: Damn. I suppose he went to the boss again.
Craig: Yea. Looks like we just got another smoldering stick in the eye.
Bubby: So now what do we do?
Craig: Call Jay. It's time to go out for some Therabeer.
therabeer by Your Eminence February 4, 2014
Jackass Whisperer
One who tries to explain him or her self to a Jackass.
One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
Becky: So Joe, how did the management meeting go?
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
Jackass Whisperer by Your Eminence January 14, 2014
Ballerinbro
A male Ballerina who doesn't like being called a Ballerina due to it's inherent female connotation. Known as a Danseur in French. Known as a Ballerino elsewhere in Urban Dictionary.
(Observing the dance floor)
Dave: Boy, Bubby is really laying down some serious moves out there.
Jay: Yo, that boy is freestylin' full out!
Becky: If he would throw in a pirouette or two he could be one bad-ass Ballerinbro!
Dave: Boy, Bubby is really laying down some serious moves out there.
Jay: Yo, that boy is freestylin' full out!
Becky: If he would throw in a pirouette or two he could be one bad-ass Ballerinbro!
Ballerinbro by Your Eminence January 2, 2014