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Beer consumed under the following conditions:
1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned
1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned
Dave: Damn it Jay, what are you bothering me for?
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
by Your Eminence December 3, 2014
Get the spontanabeer mug.The ultimate form of manterrupting, although somewhat different in that when one Trumpterrups it does not have to be gender specific like manterrupting. Trumpterrupting is the ultimate form of interrupting what anyone else is saying for any conceivable reason.
Bubby : Did you see that...
Joe: No no no no no no!
Bubby: But all I was trying to say was...
Joe: Untrue! that is totally untrue!
Bubby: Look Joe, do you....
Joe: Your treating my unfair! The system is rigged against me!
Bubby (after Joe is vocally restrained): If you'd quit Trumpterrupting me I was going to tell you that happy hour goes until six and I was going to buy you a beer! But now forget it!
Joe: No no no no no no!
Bubby: But all I was trying to say was...
Joe: Untrue! that is totally untrue!
Bubby: Look Joe, do you....
Joe: Your treating my unfair! The system is rigged against me!
Bubby (after Joe is vocally restrained): If you'd quit Trumpterrupting me I was going to tell you that happy hour goes until six and I was going to buy you a beer! But now forget it!
by Your Eminence October 1, 2016
Get the Trumpterrupting mug.Joe: So I hear you are going PC / Liberal lately with all this Happy Holiday stuff instead of Merry Christmas. Pretty soon you will be doing some of that Kumbaya shit with the Bern.
Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).
Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.
Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).
Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.
by Your Eminence March 27, 2016
Get the cc surprise mug.Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.
by Your Eminence November 19, 2013
Get the Carbon Beerprint mug.One who tries to explain him or her self to a Jackass.
One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
Becky: So Joe, how did the management meeting go?
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
by Your Eminence January 14, 2014
Get the Jackass Whisperer mug.Member of Urban Dictionary's review board that doesn't appreciate decent humor and sarcasm, thus shooting down seemingly stellar submissions.
Florian was really happy to get to be a reviewer at Urban Dictionary. It allowed him to be a Creativity Nazi to subconsciously get back at his parents for to name that got his ass kicked all through school.
by Your Eminence February 10, 2015
Get the creativity nazi mug.And in today's headlines, the QAnon representative to U.S. House of Representative succumbed to a severe case of Chamorrophobia. It seems that a group armed with Guam's favorite chocolate chip cookie stormed Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene's office in a blatant attempt at good will, sending her into a rage. More details at 10:00.
by Your Eminence March 18, 2021
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