Your Eminence's definitions

NoPoGo Zone

The term used for the complete, unequivocal, and permanent rejection of the Pokemon Go craze.

Tom: Did I tell you about my new friend Pikachu?
Joe: Don't be coming around here with him, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur unless they serve beer. This is a NoPoGo Zone!

by Your Eminence July 17, 2016

cloudless

Someone who either refuses to or can't figure out how to use "The Cloud".

Dave: I'm having so much trouble storing pictures on these floppy discs.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.

by Your Eminence December 15, 2014

barleyponics

The growth and development of the human brain using beer as the primary source of nourishment.

Becky: Isn't that Bubby's sixth beer?
Joe: Could be but not to worry. He's been on a barleyponics regiment for a month now and has moved up to using some three syllable words.

by Your Eminence June 20, 2016

Cruzation

An ill-timed eleven hour hiatus from reality.

A weekend away with Karen and the kids seemed to be just the ticket as a shit-storm was in full force at work. It turned out to be quite a nasty Cruzation.

by Your Eminence February 19, 2021

Ballerinbro

A male Ballerina who doesn't like being called a Ballerina due to it's inherent female connotation. Known as a Danseur in French. Known as a Ballerino elsewhere in Urban Dictionary.

(Observing the dance floor)

Dave: Boy, Bubby is really laying down some serious moves out there.
Jay: Yo, that boy is freestylin' full out!
Becky: If he would throw in a pirouette or two he could be one bad-ass Ballerinbro!

by Your Eminence January 2, 2014

Chamorrophobia

The fear of being savagely attacked by visitors bearing Chamorro Chocolate Chip cookies from Guam.

And in today's headlines, the QAnon representative to U.S. House of Representative succumbed to a severe case of Chamorrophobia. It seems that a group armed with Guam's favorite chocolate chip cookie stormed Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene's office in a blatant attempt at good will, sending her into a rage. More details at 10:00.

by Your Eminence March 18, 2021

creativity nazi

Member of Urban Dictionary's review board that doesn't appreciate decent humor and sarcasm, thus shooting down seemingly stellar submissions.

Florian was really happy to get to be a reviewer at Urban Dictionary. It allowed him to be a Creativity Nazi to subconsciously get back at his parents for to name that got his ass kicked all through school.

by Your Eminence February 10, 2015