Your Eminence's definitions

Cruzation

An ill-timed eleven hour hiatus from reality.

A weekend away with Karen and the kids seemed to be just the ticket as a shit-storm was in full force at work. It turned out to be quite a nasty Cruzation.

by Your Eminence February 19, 2021

Chamorrophobia

The fear of being savagely attacked by visitors bearing Chamorro Chocolate Chip cookies from Guam.

And in today's headlines, the QAnon representative to U.S. House of Representative succumbed to a severe case of Chamorrophobia. It seems that a group armed with Guam's favorite chocolate chip cookie stormed Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene's office in a blatant attempt at good will, sending her into a rage. More details at 10:00.

by Your Eminence March 18, 2021

It went doa

When a video is posted on the internet that does not go viral and probably never had a chance.

Becky: Did you see Bubby's Facebook video of him tying his own shoes?

Joe: Yea, he was really proud of himself for being on Facebook AND tying his own shoes and figured it would go viral. I've got a hunch it went DOA by now.

by Your Eminence December 1, 2014

barleyponics

The growth and development of the human brain using beer as the primary source of nourishment.

Becky: Isn't that Bubby's sixth beer?
Joe: Could be but not to worry. He's been on a barleyponics regiment for a month now and has moved up to using some three syllable words.

by Your Eminence June 20, 2016

Trumpterrupting

The ultimate form of manterrupting, although somewhat different in that when one Trumpterrups it does not have to be gender specific like manterrupting. Trumpterrupting is the ultimate form of interrupting what anyone else is saying for any conceivable reason.

Bubby : Did you see that...
Joe: No no no no no no!
Bubby: But all I was trying to say was...
Joe: Untrue! that is totally untrue!
Bubby: Look Joe, do you....
Joe: Your treating my unfair! The system is rigged against me!
Bubby (after Joe is vocally restrained): If you'd quit Trumpterrupting me I was going to tell you that happy hour goes until six and I was going to buy you a beer! But now forget it!

by Your Eminence October 1, 2016

spontanabeer

Beer consumed under the following conditions:

1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned

Dave: Damn it Jay, what are you bothering me for?
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.

by Your Eminence December 3, 2014

therabeer

Beer consumed as part of a positive therapeutic activity.

Therabeer is generally consumed in significant quantities in the hours directly following a challenging day at work. Sessions involving Therabeer are proven to be most effective with a small group of co-workers to encourage commiseration between them, but also giving them ample opportunity to rip co-workers who are not present.

Craig: So did you hear the latest complaint from the guy in the next cubicle?
Bubby: Now what?
Craig: He says our cubicle stinks again.
Bubby: Damn. I suppose he went to the boss again.
Craig: Yea. Looks like we just got another smoldering stick in the eye.
Bubby: So now what do we do?
Craig: Call Jay. It's time to go out for some Therabeer.

by Your Eminence February 4, 2014