Your Eminence's definitions

NoPoGo Zone

The term used for the complete, unequivocal, and permanent rejection of the Pokemon Go craze.

Tom: Did I tell you about my new friend Pikachu?
Joe: Don't be coming around here with him, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur unless they serve beer. This is a NoPoGo Zone!

by Your Eminence July 17, 2016

Cruzation

An ill-timed eleven hour hiatus from reality.

A weekend away with Karen and the kids seemed to be just the ticket as a shit-storm was in full force at work. It turned out to be quite a nasty Cruzation.

by Your Eminence February 19, 2021

Chamorrophobia

The fear of being savagely attacked by visitors bearing Chamorro Chocolate Chip cookies from Guam.

And in today's headlines, the QAnon representative to U.S. House of Representative succumbed to a severe case of Chamorrophobia. It seems that a group armed with Guam's favorite chocolate chip cookie stormed Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene's office in a blatant attempt at good will, sending her into a rage. More details at 10:00.

by Your Eminence March 18, 2021

barleyponics

The growth and development of the human brain using beer as the primary source of nourishment.

Becky: Isn't that Bubby's sixth beer?
Joe: Could be but not to worry. He's been on a barleyponics regiment for a month now and has moved up to using some three syllable words.

by Your Eminence June 20, 2016

Trumpterrupting

The ultimate form of manterrupting, although somewhat different in that when one Trumpterrups it does not have to be gender specific like manterrupting. Trumpterrupting is the ultimate form of interrupting what anyone else is saying for any conceivable reason.

Bubby : Did you see that...
Joe: No no no no no no!
Bubby: But all I was trying to say was...
Joe: Untrue! that is totally untrue!
Bubby: Look Joe, do you....
Joe: Your treating my unfair! The system is rigged against me!
Bubby (after Joe is vocally restrained): If you'd quit Trumpterrupting me I was going to tell you that happy hour goes until six and I was going to buy you a beer! But now forget it!

by Your Eminence October 1, 2016

cc surprise

When someone with a concealed carry permit pulls out their piece on you unexpectedly.

Joe: So I hear you are going PC / Liberal lately with all this Happy Holiday stuff instead of Merry Christmas. Pretty soon you will be doing some of that Kumbaya shit with the Bern.

Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).

Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.

by Your Eminence March 27, 2016

spontanabeer

Beer consumed under the following conditions:

1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned

Dave: Damn it Jay, what are you bothering me for?
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.

by Your Eminence December 3, 2014