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barleyponics

The growth and development of the human brain using beer as the primary source of nourishment.
Becky: Isn't that Bubby's sixth beer?
Joe: Could be but not to worry. He's been on a barleyponics regiment for a month now and has moved up to using some three syllable words.
by Your Eminence June 20, 2016
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Cruzation

An ill-timed eleven hour hiatus from reality.
A weekend away with Karen and the kids seemed to be just the ticket as a shit-storm was in full force at work. It turned out to be quite a nasty Cruzation.
by Your Eminence February 19, 2021
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Jackass Whisperer

One who tries to explain him or her self to a Jackass.

One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
Becky: So Joe, how did the management meeting go?
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
by Your Eminence January 14, 2014
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spontanabeer

Beer consumed under the following conditions:

1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned
Dave: Damn it Jay, what are you bothering me for?
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
by Your Eminence December 3, 2014
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Trumpterrupting

The ultimate form of manterrupting, although somewhat different in that when one Trumpterrups it does not have to be gender specific like manterrupting. Trumpterrupting is the ultimate form of interrupting what anyone else is saying for any conceivable reason.
Bubby : Did you see that...
Joe: No no no no no no!
Bubby: But all I was trying to say was...
Joe: Untrue! that is totally untrue!
Bubby: Look Joe, do you....
Joe: Your treating my unfair! The system is rigged against me!
Bubby (after Joe is vocally restrained): If you'd quit Trumpterrupting me I was going to tell you that happy hour goes until six and I was going to buy you a beer! But now forget it!
by Your Eminence October 1, 2016
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creativity nazi

Member of Urban Dictionary's review board that doesn't appreciate decent humor and sarcasm, thus shooting down seemingly stellar submissions.
Florian was really happy to get to be a reviewer at Urban Dictionary. It allowed him to be a Creativity Nazi to subconsciously get back at his parents for to name that got his ass kicked all through school.
by Your Eminence February 10, 2015
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It went doa

When a video is posted on the internet that does not go viral and probably never had a chance.
Becky: Did you see Bubby's Facebook video of him tying his own shoes?

Joe: Yea, he was really proud of himself for being on Facebook AND tying his own shoes and figured it would go viral. I've got a hunch it went DOA by now.
by Your Eminence December 1, 2014
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