torpedo

A long turd.

Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.

by Your Ass September 28, 2003

masturbate

Fly the airplane. Shift gears.

Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!

by Your Ass September 26, 2003

Your Ass

Me.

This is your ass speaking. All hands on deck! We have a torpedo coming down the tube!

by Your Ass September 28, 2003

leatherman

The only multitool you will ever need.

"Dude, my engine totally fell apart on me..."
"That's ok! My leatherman will fix it."

by Your Ass January 21, 2004

deadly

Something that can kill you. Fast. Like me.

SHIT MAN! That axe is deadly!

by Your Ass September 28, 2003

Soul Caliber II

One of the best fighting games in existance. The game is weapon based, meaning that characters use fat ass swords and shit. Check it out if you just came out from under your rock.

Man, I just kicked your ass at Soul Caliber II!

by Your Ass September 29, 2003

SR-71

A really good decent band that was overshadowed by Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, and the like.

Man, SR-71 was a great band that never had a chance.

by Your Ass September 16, 2003