twivial pursuit

noun. A play on words on the game title, "Trivial Pursuit", once a popular board game. An act of tweeting trivia questions or "Twivia" on Twitter to encourage multiple responses from followers. The ultimate goal of the pursuit is to have the answer become a trending topic on Twitter.
My twivial pursuit today is to get #haveyouever to be a trending topic on Twitter.
by Youknowyadayada September 29, 2009
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quarantrim

A desperate attempt to cut one’s hair when social distancing, closed barber shops and hair salons has practically forced you to take the scissors into your own hands...usually with less than ideal results.
“Karen’s uneven bangs are the result of last weeks quarantrim. Poor girl
“Please! Put the scissors down...no need to resort to a quarantrim just yet!”
by Youknowyadayada May 16, 2020
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Twivorce

noun. a break-up or divorce announcement via a social media network like Twitter. Typically, this is the last and only communication offered to the one being dumped to indicate it has taken place.
She just posted "It's not me, it's you." and that's the last I heard from her. I think I just got twivorced.
by Youknowyadayada October 29, 2009
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Key Ring

Hardware that conveniently allows an individual to lose all essential keys at once.
I'm so glad I bought that personalized key ring, now the person that finds it can drive my car to my house and go in my office to unlock my safe without ANY trouble.
by Youknowyadayada July 20, 2010
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Kiddie Pool

A person whose personality is so shallow, it's only skin deep. A person that is so superficial, that they are compared to the most shallow swimming pool, the kiddie pool.
"Ashley is so shallow, she's a kiddie pool."

"Brock?! Deep?! Are you kidding?! He's a kiddie pool."
by Youknowyadayada November 10, 2009
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twivia

noun. A play on the term Trivia. A random question that is tweeted on Twitter to provoke multiple responses and possibly create a trending topic.
Here's a twivia question,"What is the most tweeted word on Twitter?" The answer is "The" used 407614 times and counting.
by Youknowyadayada September 28, 2009
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Elf-Esteem

The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don't exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season's success depends on you.

The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.
I think Hermey is having some elf-esteem issues. He's pulling the stuffing out of all the teddy bears.
by Youknowyadayada December 11, 2009
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