You sad human's definitions

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Shitty poo poo butthole balls

When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.

John: god damn it my shitty poo poo butthole balls picture just got deleted.
Finn: what the fuck

by You sad human February 11, 2019

abcdefuck

when your 1st grade in school and a 9 yr old walks in with a glock

Teacher: Alright kids! Time to go over the ABC's!
Kids: ABCDE
"gunshots"
Kids: fuck
Kids: oh shit abcdefuck haha dies

by You sad human February 1, 2019

Asia

A country that cooks dogs.

Kyle: You ever been to Asia?
Jiff: The Fuck is an Asia?

by You sad human November 30, 2018

Finn

Some fucking idiot on a tv show who's gay for someone named John, some kid with a sword and a weird looking hat, a black guy in star wars, or post malones biological homeless step-son

Finn: Hi john
John: "fingers finn's ass"
Finn: The fuck.

by You sad human January 8, 2019

Slooch

Another name for a pussy that is too wet. Like it's so wet that it looks like the flowing stream of a river. The violent, ear shattering thunder of a waterfall. The roaring crash of a river. The calm flow of a dam releasing thousands of gallons of water. The opposite of this definition is called parched lasagna.

Olivia: damn bruh that sick move made me slooch
Aden: god damn thats hot
Finn: smells like fish over here what the fuck close that vagina up

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Herpules

The biggest, strongest, deadliest and most fucking horrendous nightmare fueling herpes there is. The word strikes fear to anyone who's heard it. It's rumored that the second you get it, your balls will shrink to the size of a walnut.

Ashton: I just got Herpules!
Finn: Did your balls shrink?
Ashton: No, they stayed the same size, why?
Finn: Also, why can i see your massive two inch chode

by You sad human January 10, 2019