Asia

A country that cooks dogs.

Kyle: You ever been to Asia?
Jiff: The Fuck is an Asia?

by You sad human November 30, 2018

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

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What the fuck is wrong with you

You: I'm so bored.
You: Oh!!!! I know!!!! I'll just fucking type qazxcdswerfvbnmjhgtyuiklop!
Joey: what the fuck

by You sad human April 08, 2019

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A top tier sign of pure boredom. If you have managed to find this, you are 100% confirmed mentally stronger than shaggy.

John: zqxwcevrbtnymuioplkjhgfdsa
Finn: Fuck was that

by You sad human February 04, 2019

abcdefuck

when your 1st grade in school and a 9 yr old walks in with a glock

Teacher: Alright kids! Time to go over the ABC's!
Kids: ABCDE
"gunshots"
Kids: fuck
Kids: oh shit abcdefuck haha dies

by You sad human February 01, 2019

Parched Lasagna

When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.

Rachel: damn my pussy is looking like a parched lasagna
Isaiah: thats hot
Popeyes: what the fuck

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Herpules

The biggest, strongest, deadliest and most fucking horrendous nightmare fueling herpes there is. The word strikes fear to anyone who's heard it. It's rumored that the second you get it, your balls will shrink to the size of a walnut.

Ashton: I just got Herpules!
Finn: Did your balls shrink?
Ashton: No, they stayed the same size, why?
Finn: Also, why can i see your massive two inch chode

by You sad human January 10, 2019