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When someone realizes they can speak quicker than they can type and they post all their thoughts as audio clips. They continue to have strong feelings and argue many sides of popular issues, so we refer to the resulting tirades as an auditorial. Audio editorials.
I remember the day the world abandoned Twitter because it slowed them down in re-arranging the world around them, and switched overnight to the auditorial, which has the advantage of virtual reality recreation of actual arguments among famous people for historical purposes.
by You rReal Name November 28, 2020
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Bob suffered from a severe case of keyboarditis, he was textitocious to the point of putting the internet itself to sleep with 5he volumes of useless words sent only to amuse his own ego.
by You rReal Name October 31, 2024
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At every major league ballpark the bassists gather in the designated boxes and continuously scan the bags with their binoculars, hoping to see the evolutionary morph into becoming a home plate. It happens so quickly, no one has ever captured it in a picture, but each night ground crews at every park leave 4 bags out on the diamond, and next morning one has become home plate.
by You rReal Name July 23, 2020
Get the bassists mug.The physical reaction one attempts to achieve by placing an Apple Watch on vibrate around or in the genitalia, as the wearer's choice, before transacting online Christmas purchases in large volumes.
Bart carefully assured himself notifications were "ON", he lowered the lights, put on some classic Barry White, sipped a 25 year old Macallan, and only then began to order the complete 12 days of Christmas items for each of his high school mates. The orgamazon hit him like a Shinkasen ALFA-X freight train in the Holland Tunnel.
by You rReal Name December 22, 2019
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Innocently, Bob parked for just a couple of minutes inside a School bus stop and before his foot touched the ground, SWATLaws had him ejected in a perfect PIT maneuver followed by a rapid set of hand signals meaning "You! You're ours now!"
by You rReal Name June 19, 2020
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Got me a great deal on a ‘20 Sturgical, , a bagger with no windshield of course. I get it back from quarantine in two weeks.
by You rReal Name August 5, 2020
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Bob was visibly baffled by the way courts work in Ontario, and, one day, he expressed that confusion to His Honor. The judge, trying to be patient at the newbie’s foolishness, finally said: “My courtroom operates like all the others. Go rentaclue before your next appearance.
by You rReal Name April 6, 2022
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