Ipiphany

These are e-lectronic times, and although An "e-piphany" (from the ancient Greek ἐπιφάνεια, epiphanea, "manifestation, striking appearance") is an experience of a sudden and striking realization.
But an Ipiphany is a sudden realization so strong, and so real, and so compelling, that it could have only come from deep in the would within and therefore will be everlasting part of your life. Your spirit.
Bob always had to be hit over the head with a hammer to change his mind. His face was a result of a few missed blows. When the skull finally collapsed, it triggered the peabrain within to erupt into an Ipiphany, a realization so stunning, so clear that he knew that, at last, he had become a good citizen. He would forever do only good things for everyone around him instead of just for himself.
by You rReal Name February 27, 2021
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Mainvid-19

You don't START your pandemic with ALL your best players... you END with them!

Covid-19 is just that, a "Co", a helper "vid", an assistant vid, a copilot vid, it is a "not ready for prime time" vid, it is the "fluffer" vid for many major molecular level death sprees. The VP to any Prez. The Teller for every Penn. "Radar" to any MASH Colonel.

Mainvid-19 is the one to watch out for. Covid-19 is a mere distraction in comparison. Its only purpose is to grab our attention for the main act.

Covid-19 was only the opening act, and will rate just a minus 5 on a scale of 1 to 10, death rate wise.

Mainvid-19 may end life on earth as we knew it, leaving single cel amoebas to restart that long evolutionary climb to becoming a burger flipper.
In 2021, Public redemption for Republicans who felt tainted by Trump's constant claims that Covid-19 is a scam came when Mainvid-19 arrived in February, and in its first days produced a Twin Towers box score each HOUR. 80,000 deaths every day. The light bulbs shone bright over every Republican's head, Trump had NOT lied about the pandemic being fake after all. He meant only that Mainvid-19 had not got here yet, he created the Co vaccine himself, and whenever Mainvid-19 arrives, it's on Biden's watch!
by You rReal Name December 21, 2020
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sceptaic

A person who started his life in I.T. by coding Accounts Receivable in COBOL. He reads about AI and even p,as with it to create cute pictures but deep down he know# it is really a stadium full of Eastt Indians with nimble fingers responding to requests in meta.ai
Bob had a life in computer programming starting in the 60’s. So when AI became the buzzword of the year he became an instant sceptaic since he couldn’t figure out how AI could be written in COBOL. It had to be yet another scam like decentralized computing.
by You rReal Name October 31, 2024
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Conmuted

The new Judicial sentence created for those who support Trump and committed a crime. It blends the dismay of your conviction with the joy of having that very conviction Presidentially erased. It eliminates the middleman.
If Roger had known his convictions would be conmuted, he would have conmitted a lot more crimes.
by You rReal Name July 13, 2020
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trump-itis

The act of making EVERYTHING in the universe about yourself
She is a bit self centered, her trump-itis rages when anyone asks her to discuss ANY topic. It turns out whatever she is asked to discuss is picking on her.
by You rReal Name March 01, 2020
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per-petuity

What the owner has to pay extra when he takes his dog and cat to a fine restaurant.
Bob loved taking Coco and her friend Scheibe to Winston's Fine Dining, because of BOTH the great antivegan food, AND the fact the per-petuity was set at just 10%, or $10 minimum per animal. He could afford that.
by You rReal Name August 18, 2020
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trumpit

An instrument of reality modification. If there is fact you do not like to hear, just trumpit from the rooftops.... make up your own fact and repeat it long, loud and often and eventually even YOU will believe it.
He hated to read that so many people were dying on his watch. He got out his trumpit and wailed on about haw they were not really dying, they were just resting up so that they would take-up much less floor space in the hospital.
by You rReal Name July 08, 2020
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