You rReal Name's definitions
Any legal agreement between at least two parties, where less than $1.00 is the negotiated payment for any purpose. Any legal deal in writing where loose pocket change can be used to buy services. Or it could be a "Bit Cointract", where even pennies can buy people off.
I'm not saying she was naive, but when Jane cointracted with a Mexican brain surgeon to do a transplant, she was not thinking clearly.
by You rReal Name January 21, 2023
Get the Cointractmug. g-od n-ature yo-u ... a safe, neutral term which can stand in for the name of whatever god you follow. It attempts to remove bias towards one god name or another, and recognizes that any lowercase god YOU trust...PLUS "nature" which is perpetually evolving both THINGS and LIFE... when combined with yo-u defines life itself. A spirit for illusion, nature for reality and yo-u to experience that THIS is what life is all about! GNU!
He is an enlightened gnu-ager, he matured enough to understand and accept that there is no all powerful PERSON pulling the puppet strings...there is just US after billions of years of nature giving US one more try to be better than our parents.
by You rReal Name June 29, 2020
Get the gnumug. n. a dangerous blend of town Bylaws ticket writers outfitted in black SWAT uniforms, bulletproof vests, tactical flashlights and trucks with light bars and sirens. When you park in the wrong place they are ready!
Innocently, Bob parked for just a couple of minutes inside a School bus stop and before his foot touched the ground, SWATLaws had him ejected in a perfect PIT maneuver followed by a rapid set of hand signals meaning "You! You're ours now!"
by You rReal Name June 19, 2020
Get the SWATLawsmug. n. What you tell someone who is totally unaware of how something works. When he/she/it simply cannot fathom what you said,,,, when the person is absolutely boggled by some trivial problem… you suggest that they go get some facts with this emphatic command. Go rentaclue!
Bob was visibly baffled by the way courts work in Ontario, and, one day, he expressed that confusion to His Honor. The judge, trying to be patient at the newbie’s foolishness, finally said: “My courtroom operates like all the others. Go rentaclue before your next appearance.
by You rReal Name April 6, 2022
Get the Rentacluemug. A low priced Harley being sold because it’s last owner insisted on meeting 200,000 close friends at the 83rd Sturgis Motorcycle rally during The 2020 COVID-19.
Got me a great deal on a ‘20 Sturgical, , a bagger with no windshield of course. I get it back from quarantine in two weeks.
by You rReal Name August 5, 2020
Get the Sturgicalmug. What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.
If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".
by You rReal Name July 2, 2020
Get the Trump-shit crazymug. Perfection in flight. Symmetry and safety in the exquisite Darwinian evolution of the genus “Aquila”.
Eaglets Leukos and Cephalos finished at the top of their squadron, and they showed off their paralleagle training in the annual migration. They did not bump into one another even ONCE in the thousand mile journey from Canada to California. True! AND Straight!
by You rReal Name July 7, 2020
Get the Paralleaglemug.