Definitions by You rReal Name
max-ditz
To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.
Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.
max-ditz by You rReal Name March 26, 2020
trump-itis
She is a bit self centered, her trump-itis rages when anyone asks her to discuss ANY topic. It turns out whatever she is asked to discuss is picking on her.
trump-itis by You rReal Name March 1, 2020
Vexigant
If you know how to defend yourself in the courts, lawyers get jealous, so they cry “vexigant! Your honor!l and you get shut up or found in contempt. A “vexatious litigant” is one who over years abuses his rights to relief from the courts. A vexigant can achieve that status with one perfect lawsuit. He’s the ultimate arch enemy of greedy lawyers everywhere.
The town’s lawyer had no Defence for the miss-spent taxes, so they claimed the whistle blower was a vexigant to put off the inevitable loss at trial.
Vexigant by You rReal Name December 24, 2019
Orgamazon
The physical reaction one attempts to achieve by placing an Apple Watch on vibrate around or in the genitalia, as the wearer's choice, before transacting online Christmas purchases in large volumes.
Bart carefully assured himself notifications were "ON", he lowered the lights, put on some classic Barry White, sipped a 25 year old Macallan, and only then began to order the complete 12 days of Christmas items for each of his high school mates. The orgamazon hit him like a Shinkasen ALFA-X freight train in the Holland Tunnel.
Orgamazon by You rReal Name December 22, 2019
Audience
Any assembled group of exceedingly rich autoviles who worship Ingolstadt Germany as the only TRUE automobile manufacturing city in the universe.
"I knew I was in trouble when I began to praise my Beemer as the greatest German car ever made and I found myself in seconds surrounded by an audience, 5 rings of highly organized protesters. Even their cell phones rang 5 times for every call."
Audience by You rReal Name November 22, 2019
Autovile
Any person who has spent enough money on a car that he/she becomes unbearably prejudiced whenever conversing about cars.
Alternate: A person standing alone being an absolute jerk.
Alternate: A person standing alone being an absolute jerk.
I find that, at parties, when I try to talk about various great cars that an autovile will inevitably steal the conversation by claiming he has tried them all and ended up in an [audience} so privileged that I have to leave, lest I have to give him an expunation of my disgust.
Autovile by You rReal Name November 22, 2019
expunation
Any attempt, oral, video, spoken word, hieroglyph'd or written, to explain a who?morous use of ANY language to an audience (aka: a group of Ingolstadt autoviles) which may not be of a similar mind.
"I was in a crowd so dimly lit by the cheap Chinese LED bulbs of 21st century education that I found myself having to give expunation after expunation, and yet, I was STILL not satisfied they groaned loudly enough. Perhaps they were not groaned up enough to understand at that age. I am thinking to sue and ask for expunitive damages."
expunation by You rReal Name November 22, 2019