Sara had always found her personal life all too dull, and so she dabbled in janefoolery to bring smiles to the most unlikely faces in the most unlikely places!
by You rReal Name June 06, 2020
2nd Amend...errrr...Commandment: And God said...”Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”...insert photo of Trump here... “Let’s do a gig BAREBACK in Oklahoma,”...photo, lineup of people with battery powered Dyson fans...music swells in a funeral dirge...”KARMA! Coming soon to a White House near you!”...fade to black then an overexposed bright sunrise
Y’all gotta hear what happened! A bunch of patriots took their Dysons to the rally to cool off Trump while he raged. He died of Oklakarma™©️. That’s what you get for forgetting to mask up.
by You rReal Name June 20, 2020
Bob Marley would have understood COVID-19 and he would have been socially responsible and he would have written a song to tell everyone how to survive: "Wah gwan! Big up up. BE safe! Kip tuh yuhself...Be solomon!
by You rReal Name July 08, 2020
What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.
If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".
by You rReal Name July 02, 2020
The lovely, lilting, melodic sound when you split your pants on stage because of the most gigantic fart.
Bob had quote the musical bent... whenever he got on stage he played the rip chord as the ending for every song.
by You rReal Name February 12, 2021
You don't START your pandemic with ALL your best players... you END with them!
Covid-19 is just that, a "Co", a helper "vid", an assistant vid, a copilot vid, it is a "not ready for prime time" vid, it is the "fluffer" vid for many major molecular level death sprees. The VP to any Prez. The Teller for every Penn. "Radar" to any MASH Colonel.
Mainvid-19 is the one to watch out for. Covid-19 is a mere distraction in comparison. Its only purpose is to grab our attention for the main act.
Covid-19 was only the opening act, and will rate just a minus 5 on a scale of 1 to 10, death rate wise.
Mainvid-19 may end life on earth as we knew it, leaving single cel amoebas to restart that long evolutionary climb to becoming a burger flipper.
Covid-19 is just that, a "Co", a helper "vid", an assistant vid, a copilot vid, it is a "not ready for prime time" vid, it is the "fluffer" vid for many major molecular level death sprees. The VP to any Prez. The Teller for every Penn. "Radar" to any MASH Colonel.
Mainvid-19 is the one to watch out for. Covid-19 is a mere distraction in comparison. Its only purpose is to grab our attention for the main act.
Covid-19 was only the opening act, and will rate just a minus 5 on a scale of 1 to 10, death rate wise.
Mainvid-19 may end life on earth as we knew it, leaving single cel amoebas to restart that long evolutionary climb to becoming a burger flipper.
In 2021, Public redemption for Republicans who felt tainted by Trump's constant claims that Covid-19 is a scam came when Mainvid-19 arrived in February, and in its first days produced a Twin Towers box score each HOUR. 80,000 deaths every day. The light bulbs shone bright over every Republican's head, Trump had NOT lied about the pandemic being fake after all. He meant only that Mainvid-19 had not got here yet, he created the Co vaccine himself, and whenever Mainvid-19 arrives, it's on Biden's watch!
by You rReal Name December 21, 2020
An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.
Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.
by You rReal Name July 09, 2020