She is a bit self centered, her trump-itis rages when anyone asks her to discuss ANY topic. It turns out whatever she is asked to discuss is picking on her.
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Bob's voice was usually heard as truthful, but, if required, he could alter-nate with the best politicians and lawyers. Before you knew it, he had alter-nated up a brand new story for your consideration.
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Bob had quote the musical bent... whenever he got on stage he played the rip chord as the ending for every song.
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Eaglets Leukos and Cephalos finished at the top of their squadron, and they showed off their paralleagle training in the annual migration. They did not bump into one another even ONCE in the thousand mile journey from Canada to California. True! AND Straight!
by You rReal Name July 07, 2020
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Innocently, Bob parked for just a couple of minutes inside a School bus stop and before his foot touched the ground, SWATLaws had him ejected in a perfect PIT maneuver followed by a rapid set of hand signals meaning "You! You're ours now!"
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Get the SWATLaws mug.n. What you tell someone who is totally unaware of how something works. When he/she/it simply cannot fathom what you said,,,, when the person is absolutely boggled by some trivial problem… you suggest that they go get some facts with this emphatic command. Go rentaclue!
Bob was visibly baffled by the way courts work in Ontario, and, one day, he expressed that confusion to His Honor. The judge, trying to be patient at the newbie’s foolishness, finally said: “My courtroom operates like all the others. Go rentaclue before your next appearance.
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Got me a great deal on a ‘20 Sturgical, , a bagger with no windshield of course. I get it back from quarantine in two weeks.
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