Definitions by You Can't Kill the Metal

Girly Drink

A sweet, sugary, often fruity alcoholic beverage that is most often consumed by women and gay men. Examples include wine coolers, alcopop beverages, as well as mixed drinks like Cosmopolitans and Fuzzy Navals. Girly drinks stand in contrast to manly drinks like beer and whiskey, which tend to be strong and bitter.

Every guy should know how to make one or two girly drinks for his dates and female friends, but he should never drink them himself.

Girly Drink by You Can't Kill the Metal November 17, 2006

kegger 

A wild party where beer is served (usually in disposable plastic cups) from a keg. Keggers are usually associated with high school and college students, but anybody can throw one if they've got a lot of friends and at least one keg of beer.

"Were you at Steve's kegger on Saturday night? Jessica and Ashley got drunk and made out with each other in front of everybody. It was awesome!"

kegger by You Can't Kill the Metal October 20, 2006

beer snob 

The kind of person who goes to a party and complains if the beer is a brand that costs less than $10 for a six-pack.

"Why hasn't Jeff gotten a beer yet."

"He only drinks expensive imports and microbrews. He thinks he's too good to drink Bud Light with the rest of us peasents. Fucking beer snob."

beer snob by You Can't Kill the Metal October 17, 2006

Cowboy Up 

Basically, another way of saying "Shut up and take it like a man" or "Quit your whining." The term is derived from the popular image of cowboys being tough, unflinching, uncomplaining, and hard-working.

"Cowboy up, man. What would John Wayne say if he heard you complaining over a little hard work?"

Cowboy Up by You Can't Kill the Metal October 7, 2006

sausage fest 

A party, bar, or any type of social gathering where the men significantly outnumber the women. If you're a guy at a sausage fest, your chances of hooking up with a hot chick are practically zero.

"Where the hell are all the chicks? This party is a total sausage fest."

sausage fest by You Can't Kill the Metal October 1, 2006

moon pie 

A snack food popular in the southern United States. A moon pie consists of a marshmellow sandwiched between two cookie-shaped graham crackers, which is then dipped in chocolate. Moon pies are sometimes sold as "marshmellow pies" or "scooter pies" in other areas of the country. In Canada, a moon pie is called a "wagon wheel."

In the 1950s, a moon pie and an R.C. Cola was known as a "working man's lunch."

moon pie by You Can't Kill the Metal September 16, 2006

mom's basement 

Stereotypical home for the geek, nerd, fatbeard, loser, etc. The term implies that the individual still lives with one or both of his parents despite being a grown man. Reasons for still living at home may include a lack of drive and ambition, being unable to afford a place of his own due to spending all of his money on his hobbies (i.e. Star Trek figurines, comic books, and online role-playing games), or just plain being a mama's boy.

"Jeff is such a loser. He really needs to move out of his mom's basement and work on getting laid rather than spending every free minute playing World of Warcraft."

mom's basement by You Can't Kill the Metal September 11, 2006