Yoova's definitions

mythicate

Someone mythicates when he thinks he can lie and confabulate for a high purpose, but for a strange human psychological quirk, he ends up believing that those fantasies he made up are true. This happens more than often among political and religious movements leaders and thinkers.

Mythicate - When Rumsefeld declared that Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction, he was mythicating thru his teeth.

by yoova October 5, 2006

pluto

Verb. to pluto someone or something is to downgrade, demote or remove altogether from a prestigious group or list, Like what was done to the planet of the same name.

he was plutoed like an old pair of shoes.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

damage cuntrol

When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.

Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...

by yoova October 7, 2006

metrosexual

Man whose sexual organ mesures one meter (metro is latin for meter which equals about 12 inches).

He is hung like a metrosexual.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

Condoleezzarice

verb. To condoleezzarice: Skillfully manoever around hairy questions without answering them directly.

The prosecutor was tough, but the defendant was able to condoleezzarice himself out of every questions masterfully.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

freakshow politics

Used by certain political groups or agents. Freakshow politics is a divisive type of strategy that capitalizes on extreme aspects -usually negative ones- of the political opponent and utilizing those thru media and propaganda to attack that opponent's character and reputation instead of tackling the real facts and issues at hand.

John Kerry and the swift boat debacle, that was freakshow politics at its best.

by yoova October 4, 2006

fly kipping

falling asleep on a bus or other public transportation when coming back from a long day of work or a party.

It is common place for bus and train drivers in England to wakeup passengers who nod off after a long day's work. fly kipping has become a rising trend.

by yoova November 11, 2006