YoYoMom's definitions

Money

The answer to every question with no logical or acceptable explanation.

"Why didn't Indiana Joe have a face in the Super Mario bros. Super show?" "Because money."

by Yoyomom October 3, 2018

Commissionfag

Someone who hates those who won't give them money for their ridiculously steep prices.

I wanted to ask them for a picture, but I couldn't because I don't want to abuse my money, so the commissionfag ranted about me and blocked me.

by Yoyomom January 8, 2023

FEO

Short for Friendship ending opinion. An opinion so unpopular that it ends friendships.

Friend 1: FEO, calling the protagonist in gen 1 "Red" is cringe.
Friend 2: The name of the protagonist of Pokemon gen 1 was always Red, okay? His name is Red, okay? We're not friends anymore.

by Yoyomom August 5, 2023

Double straight

A) a male who is only attracted to feminine females. B) a female who is only attracted to masculine males.

Person 1: She's so hot.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.

by Yoyomom March 21, 2023

Sick Fuck

A gay pedophile.

Guy 1: I like Gohan when he was a delicious 11 year old boy.
Guy 2: You sick fuck.

by Yoyomom April 23, 2025

Monkey headache

Brain freeze. When you eat or drink something cold too fast.

Shit, dawg. Downing that icee just gave me the worst monkey headache.

by Yoyomom April 19, 2020

leech

A fake friend, who is in a single sided relationship. They suck up all your energy and cling on to you like you’re the messiah. They call and text 2957261 times a day and if you don’t pick up or reply they get very upset. They suck all the energy out of you until you have nothing left to give and you need therapy.

She was such a leech that at the end I had nothing left to give.

by YoYoMom February 22, 2020