Yo Mama's definitions

CIA

The reason why 9/11 happened. Partial credit also goes to al Qaeda and the FAA.

Osama, the FAA, and the CIA: Partners in Crime.

by yo mama January 7, 2007

Billie Joe Armstrong

The lead singer/guitarist of Green Day. Has been known to cuss a lot and expose himself in front of thousands of people.

"All hail Billie Joe Armstrong, the defintion of SEXY"

by yo mama November 6, 2004

ringie

the anus, which is in fact a muscular ring. Its kinda gay-slang

the ringie can be brown of pink, what do you prefer?

by yo mama June 12, 2003

south park

A show that makes fun of the horrible system we call society, lot of bad things but mostly true

Nambla, Wal-Mart, crippled people, and cussing

by Yo Mama April 16, 2005

wire

A jail code for passing on a drug.

(I.e-Pass the wire)

by Yo Mama February 11, 2004

playing the one-hole skin flute

giving a blow job

she loves playing the one hole skin flute

by yo mama September 11, 2003

pimp stick

A wire coat hanger that is bent out straight and then folder over on itslef several times. Used to beat a whore.

The whore got beat down with a pimp stick.

by yo mama September 11, 2003