Yo Mama's definitions

LAX

The airport in Los Angeles. LAX = LA, MCI Kansas City, DFW = Dallas/Ft. Worth

My flight lands at LAX and I have a lay over.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

skurred

Bastardized version of the word Scard

'Yo i watched this movie and i was so skurred i almost pissed my pants'

by Yo mama June 5, 2003

kneepole

A scar or scab on your knee; a fun way to say the word nipple.

"I fell walking and got a nasty kneepole"

"I'm so cold my kneepoles are hard and erected."

by YO MAMA February 13, 2005

turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 5, 2004

exploding midget

it looks like a butt

ofblulararabh!

by yo mama July 17, 2003

FedEx

Largest worldwide freight service. Operates an airborne fleet of 727s, DC-10s, MD-11s, A300s, A310s, and Cessna C210s.

Expensive too.

by yo mama July 20, 2003

arrowed

smote was indeed the correct usage, if you actually knew the reference he was referring to.

ARROWED! Ow, my skin!

by yo mama July 20, 2003