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A photo of a cat doing a seemingly-innocuous thing, with large text superimposed. Sort of an offshoot of the orly owl. Also called cat macros
"I made you a cookie but I eated it", "ceiling cat is watching you masturbate", and "I see what you did there" are good examples of lolcats.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 11, 2007
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Tracy: Ugh, dude, what's that white stuff all over your shirt?
Mike: That's yogurt spooge. Want some? (offers spoon)
Mike: That's yogurt spooge. Want some? (offers spoon)
by Yet Another Josh Cohen March 17, 2009
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"Denise always buys the pants that make her butt look perfect. Every day, she's got a 100% ass-to-pants ratio."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 9, 2007
Get the ass-to-pants ratio mug.The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 4, 2009
Get the standard cycle mug.The practice of, when you see a song lyric on Facebook or another social networking website, singing the next lyric. Usually someone will add a third, then a fourth, and so on.
(originally coined by Sethual Chocolate)
(originally coined by Sethual Chocolate)
Jeff Smith says I believe I can fly
John Jones says I believe I can touch the sky
Kim German says I think about it every night and day
Phyllis Seymour wants to spread my wings and fly away
Andrew Rickenbacker just doesn't understand all this facebook singing.
John Jones says I believe I can touch the sky
Kim German says I think about it every night and day
Phyllis Seymour wants to spread my wings and fly away
Andrew Rickenbacker just doesn't understand all this facebook singing.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen March 30, 2009
Get the facebook singing mug."Message received, humor acknowledged." On the internet, everyone types lol when they really aren't laughing out loud. This is a way to say "I am making you aware that I have received your link/message/quotation and discovered that it was indeed humorous. I did not, however, laugh out loud."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 18, 2009
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by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 5, 2007
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