236 definitions by Yes Juanito Yes

joke

Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.

What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).

by Yes Juanito Yes November 5, 2014

joke

Humor that unifies people with relatively small differences, making them laugh.

Q: Here's a joke. Why do Americans/Canadians like to have sex doggie style?

A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.

by Yes Juanito Yes January 15, 2015

celebration injury

An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.

After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.

by Yes Juanito Yes November 3, 2014

faux H2O

Water from drinking fountain or tap poured into the empty plastic bottle of brand name water. A good way save money and still look sophisticated.

Everybody thinks I drink expensive water all the time. My secret is faux H2O. Helps the environment too.

by Yes Juanito Yes May 1, 2015

zombie survivalism

The theory that with good preparation, you can defend yourself and live through the zombie apocalypse. Proponents may take concrete steps to be ready by installing extra security around the home, stockpiling provisions, plus purchasing firearms and four-wheel-drive vehicles.

Teen son: "Dad, can we remove the stairs in our house? Zombies can't climb."

Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."

by Yes Juanito Yes October 12, 2014

hot toy

Something that is sexy and gives pleasure. A must have item that everybody wants.

She's a stripper and my hot toy.

My hot toy has 4 wheel drive and cruise control.

by Yes Juanito Yes December 7, 2014

whole lotta medication

What your best friend will need to calm down when he finds out that you just fucked his girlfriend and momat the same time.

I can't believe my buddy did that. I'm gonna need a whole lotta medication!

by Yes Juanito Yes September 5, 2016