236 definitions by Yes Juanito Yes
A video production designed to stir excitement and enthusiasm for a company or team. Usually played at a company gathering or just before a sporting event.
Sports announcer on TV: "As you can see, everybody is looking up to the display right now to watch the hype video."
by Yes Juanito Yes March 17, 2015
Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.
You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:
“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”
...and more...
“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”
...and more...
by Yes Juanito Yes September 1, 2022
An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.
After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.
by Yes Juanito Yes November 3, 2014
Water from drinking fountain or tap poured into the empty plastic bottle of brand name water. A good way save money and still look sophisticated.
Everybody thinks I drink expensive water all the time. My secret is faux H2O. Helps the environment too.
by Yes Juanito Yes May 1, 2015
The theory that with good preparation, you can defend yourself and live through the zombie apocalypse. Proponents may take concrete steps to be ready by installing extra security around the home, stockpiling provisions, plus purchasing firearms and four-wheel-drive vehicles.
Teen son: "Dad, can we remove the stairs in our house? Zombies can't climb."
Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."
Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."
by Yes Juanito Yes October 12, 2014
A highly prized or admired vehicle that is parked in front of your home. Represents the achievement of success and shows prestige.
by Yes Juanito Yes January 31, 2015
by Yes Juanito Yes November 13, 2014